Piss take

By *luezulu OP Man over a year ago

Suffolk

Been having a giggle at what some guys put as wants over the last couple of weeks. So here are mine. I want

A FFM with 2 black women dressed as cheerleaders

An Eskimo lady to wear a sari while we have sex

2 white women to dress as men, while I masturbate over their big bottoms.

A Nuru body to body massage from 2 Asian ladies while I am wearing a mankini.

A lap dance from an Indian lady who is wearing a welsh national costume.

I also want Birmingham City to win the Premiership. But I've got more chance of the ones above before that happens

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

seems reasonable to me

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People like what they like and want what they want, where's the harm in that?

By *luezulu OP Man over a year ago

Suffolk

"People like what they like and want what they want, where's the harm in that?"
There isn't any, just my sense of humour I suppose

By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"A lap dance from an Indian lady who is wearing a welsh national costume."

*faps*

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm easily pleased. I just want a night on the town with Milena Velba

By *qua vitaeWoman over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

In their dreams obviously.

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I cant make my mind up what I want so I`ll just keep looking if that's ok