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over a year ago
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I like to mix mine up, like "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" or "There's plenty more fish in the ball game"
Always gives people a double-take. |
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over a year ago
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You're a long time lookin at the lid" (enjoy yourself NOW!)
No pockets in a shroud (dont be stingy you cant take it with you)
All fur coat and no knickers (Posh at first glance but dirt poor and trying not to show it)
More chins than a Hong Kong phone book (in more erm rotund days) OR
Got a belly like a chip shop Buddha/poison pup
Never trust a man with testicles (from gran..smart woman)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It looks black over Bill's mothers - something my ex used to say when the rain clouds came rolling in. "
That's so odd I heard that saying for the first time about 4 hours ago and now I read it in here lol x |
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"My husband recently used the phrase 'you need to pop your duck? Or words to that effect it left me baffled lol
One usually breaks a duck or pops a cherry  "
And a duck is used in cricket for someone who doesn't score anything. |
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That's a different kettle of haddock entirely.
She's nae a b_nny haddock.
Couldn't hit the bottom of a lake if you were standing on it.
Can only piss with the cock you've got.
As mad as a box of frogs.
Who'd have thunk it? (Sarcasm)
How do you even manage to tie your shoes? (exceptionally stupid)
Are your eyes/ears painted on?
If I wanted your opinion I'd have given you it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm famous for turning my sayings around...
The court is in your ball! (Once said quite seriously only to raise my eyes to the sky and burst out laughing lol)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Several expressions for people with bad teeth!
1) Teeth like a Ferrari gearbox
2) Teeth like a vandalised cemetery
3) Teeth like a witch doctors necklace
To be rotated regularly!
I also love "She had a fanny like Terry Waites allotment" to describe a lady who hasn't done her lady admin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whatever floats your boat.
Heard a brilliant one in a movie once. Think it was Blade.
'some mother f***ers always trying to ice skate up hill'
I quite often quote Black Adder - there were some brilliant ones in there. |
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