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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was once told by a little man selling magic beans that if you are wearing red socks it means you are sexually frustrated !

What bits of info have you been told that is obviously utter tosh!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Trust me, said the man with a wicked glint in his eyes.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

the old I love you

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not that big, I'm sure it will fit.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Somebody once told me there was a god - oh, how I lolled!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Somebody once told me there was a god - oh, how I lolled!

No, I said there was a DOG!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free no obligation quote

Always feel pressured lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once told single guys get meets on here. Bloody fairy tales...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good things come to those who wait

Well I'm still fooking waiting

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

money don't buy happiness bullshit

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Red high heels indicates no nickers.... Bullocks x

Really this will only take a minute................................................................ Finally finished 2hrs later.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll pay you back tomorrow.......

Tomorrow never comes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cheques in the post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cabbage makes your hair curly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cabbage makes your hair curly"

Perhaps not. But eating your crusts does

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By *ewexperience83Couple over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

I've heard that if you peel the label of your beer bottle,cider bottle etc it's a sign of sexual frustration x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bread crusts will put hairs on your chest!

Fair play my dad did come out with some shit , plus he charged for those magic beans!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cheques in the post"

Thankyou. I look forward to its arrival.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've heard that if you peel the label of your beer bottle,cider bottle etc it's a sign of sexual frustration x"

Yes I've heard this to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've heard that if you peel the label of your beer bottle,cider bottle etc it's a sign of sexual frustration x"

Just imagine if you were wearing red socks aswell??!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cabbage makes your hair curly

Perhaps not. But eating your crusts does

I ate my crust and cabbage. Were they talking about pubes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cabbage makes your hair curly

Perhaps not. But eating your crusts does

I ate my crust and cabbage. Were they talking about pubes?"

I'm unsure, are they curly?

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Trust me I'm a doctor?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and can kill you - it scared the shit out of me when i accidently did swallow some

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