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dumb assed fantasies that should be easy but never are.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hey up all
pretty much every one of up has some kinda fantasy or other, be it group sex, 2 girls 2 guys 2 t girls or what ever the human pervy mind can throw up.
there is a distinct possibility that one of my really naughty will be happening soon.
however a dumb one I've always wanted to do is have sex on a pool or snooker table, sounds simple yeah. not so believe me. I even asked the land lady of my local (she's nothing startling but fantastic firm tits). she told me to fuck off. week later she says sorry but just had it re covered then offers me the cellar, sorry did that when I was a kid and it stank of stale beer and onions.
ok last bit might have been a joke but fact is I can't a screw on a pool table, oh same goes when playing the game(girls ask your guys).
anyone else have a simple one but for what ever reason it just won't happen
Craig out
ps don't go for multi story car parks, did that never noticed till finished there was a cctv camera pointing right at my arse
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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Sex on a pool table is way overrated!! Mind you, got me out of a losing game :O
One I would love to do is sex on a bike. But being a biker I know the centre stand is too wobbly, and after hearing a mates story of his Duke crashing off the side stand (and her busting her knee when it got crushed between tank and tarmac) I have given up on that idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex on a pool table is way overrated!! Mind you, got me out of a losing game :O
One I would love to do is sex on a bike. But being a biker I know the centre stand is too wobbly, and after hearing a mates story of his Duke crashing off the side stand (and her busting her knee when it got crushed between tank and tarmac) I have given up on that idea "
could never do it on my bike its only got a side stand way to unstable lol mind you if I put it on the paddock stand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and a squad of marines. Who would think that would be so difficult. Not sure how many would be in a squad but I'm thinking more than 4 and I'm dead woman walking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex on a pool table is way overrated!! Mind you, got me out of a losing game :O
One I would love to do is sex on a bike. But being a biker I know the centre stand is too wobbly, and after hearing a mates story of his Duke crashing off the side stand (and her busting her knee when it got crushed between tank and tarmac) I have given up on that idea "
could never do it on my bike its only got a side stand way to unstable lol mind you if I put it on the paddock stand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and a squad of marines. Who would think that would be so difficult. Not sure how many would be in a squad but I'm thinking more than 4 and I'm dead woman walking "
there were 24 in my squad lol |
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