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56% of British airline pilots
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No wonder they keep the door locked
Lazy sods!
I do have a very funny image in my head of captain waking up from a nap and finding his co pilot fast asleep and dribbling  |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
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I have a mate that flyes 747's to America ,and he told me he can press a button when he gets to 250 ft,and the plane will fly there on its own and will land also,he has to do nothing for ten hours,no wonder they fell asleep?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't ever watch 'Flight', that's all I'm saying.
http://youtu.be/E0HcddMZWyM
Is that the Denzil Washington film?
Yep  "
The crash scene on that was heart stopping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Admit to have fallen asleep on the job
29% woke up to find the co pilot asleep beside them. "
Well they are better men than I am then cause I can never get to sleep on a fekin plane  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done. "
Do I have to do everything?
I spose I will have to wipe my dick on the curtains to clean it was well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done.
Do I have to do everything?
I spose I will have to wipe my dick on the curtains to clean it was well "
Where's the romance? 
Give it a swill under the tap before and after.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Admit to have fallen asleep on the job
29% woke up to find the co pilot asleep beside them. Well they are better men than I am then cause I can never get to sleep on a fekin plane "
that made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up! |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!"
I know I shouldn't laugh but did make me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!"
Surely you can't be serious |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
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"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!
Surely you can't be serious "
Its true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!
Surely you can't be serious "
I am and dont call me shirley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a controller. Auto pilot doesn't "do everything" as a lot of people seem to incorrectly think. Pilots still need to respond to commands from us and (when flying in the UK anyway) they get a lot!
Can understand on flights over the ocean, but over land there is too much traffic in the air for it to be a one button job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suspect, of the 56% that admitted to falling asleep......in the vast majority of cases, it would be the old eyes shut and straight back up again. I can't imagine it meant snoring and dribbling stage, it takes so long to get to that state of unconsciousness.
Also, a friend of the family is a Captain for Cathay Pacific and his aircraft has a system that has to be answered every hour to ensure alertness or it sets an alarm off in the cockpit. |
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