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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch
At least that's what I read somewhere lol  |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch"
I can just see Mr and Mrs Palaeolith now - not quite in agreement as to what a stone age inch actually was |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch
I can just see Mr and Mrs Palaeolith now - not quite in agreement as to what a stone age inch actually was"
His inch was bigger than hers.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The Guinness book of records holds the record for the most records in a book  "
This made me chortle. However...
I think you are wrong. Try the register of births, deaths and marriages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh here's another one. If you put all of the continents of the Earth together they don't totally fit like a jigsaw... there are still little gaps everywhere. However if you scale the size of the Earth down by something like 10% they all fit perfectly... suggesting that the Earth is expanding |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
The Chinese pentatonic music scale and its five notes relate directly to the theory of five perfect elements since they are perfect fifths as also found in Medieval Western music. They derived the five tones from the 12 note system that was only discovered years later in Western music. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The term "drag" to describe men dressed as women comes from the stage directions of a Shakespeare play and is short for DRessed As Girls.
Abraham Lincoln was killed in Ford's Theatre, JFK was killed in a Ford Lincoln.
If someone's shooting at you, dive into a pond. All bullets fired from handheld weapons lose their velocity through 5 feet of water.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.
My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.
Does the G spot? 
You tell me.
How the Hell would I know - I'm a man?"
I thought you men went on expeditions to find it.
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.
My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.
Does the G spot?
You tell me.
How the Hell would I know - I'm a man?
I thought you men went on expeditions to find it.
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Not as far as I know but now you've mentioned it - ready the huskies.
Talking of which - Huskies don't bark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Chinese pentatonic music scale and its five notes relate directly to the theory of five perfect elements since they are perfect fifths as also found in Medieval Western music. They derived the five tones from the 12 note system that was only discovered years later in Western music."
A - E - B - F# - D |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis."
Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia. "
I like old oak furniture, none of that modern rubbish thank you |
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"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia.
I like old oak furniture, none of that modern rubbish thank you "
Lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The G spot has nothing to do with whiffle waffle or whatever his name was, it was discovered by Grafenberg.
In the early 70's the California highway patrol blew up a dead whale washed up on a beach with dynamite. The video is still out there somewhere. After the carnage and damage they caused they are no longer in charge of beaches.
Lickety has 11 toes |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"The term "drag" to describe men dressed as women comes from the stage directions of a Shakespeare play and is short for DRessed As Girls.
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Shakespeare has contributed to a lot of our everyday phrases ,
A laughing stock (The Merry Wives of Windsor)
A sorry sight (Macbeth)
As dead as a doornail (Henry VI)
Eaten out of house and home (Henry V, Part 2)
Fair play (The Tempest)
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve (Othello)
In a pickle (The Tempest)
In stitches (Twelfth Night)
In the twinkling of an eye (The Merchant Of Venice)
Mum's the word (Henry VI, Part 2)
Neither here nor there (Othello)
Send him packing (Henry IV)
Set your teeth on edge (Henry IV)
There's method in my madness (Hamlet)
Too much of a good thing (As You Like It)
Vanish into thin air (Othello)
To name but a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Otzi, a man who was born in 3300 BC and who's remains we're recently discovered in the alps, has a series of x marks/tattoo's over him. After analysis of his body, scientists were able to describe the various illnesses and ailments he was suffering from in the run up to his death. When some bright spark asked the odd question "where would you treat someone with such ailments in acupuncture?" the points where treatment would occur aligned exactly with where his tattoos are.
This was a weird question because the first evidence of acupuncture anywhere is in China in 1000 BC... 2300 years later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you have sugar in a hot drink and usually have two. Only put one in next time but stir it 50 times 25 clockwise and 25 anti clockwise the sugar then tastes stronger and you use less sugar in your diet. (Something to do with the flow of liquid over and around the spoon/ mug before you ask) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy
I keep reading your name as Boris Lover."
Oh those heady days back in murmansk, it was so cold, I was so young, confused, naive. The home made vodka, d*unk like water to keep the chill at bay, my head skinny, the dulcet tones of the balilika (sp) and then "malinky popka kak De la?"... such memories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Elvis is Dead 
Colonel Gimp 
Who was that in the chip shop then?
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That was Very able Mabel from over the table, She gets confused with Elvis because of the wobbly leg Blue Suede Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!! "
mr
Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elephants can not physically jump all 4 feet of the ground at the same time !
Also the Hyrax (looks like a big hamster ) closest living relative is the elephant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window"
Thats weird because the Cow next door is always spying on me 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!! mr
Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ????? "
. Mr again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!! mr
Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ????? . Mr again "
Lets face it they were made for each other
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's said that the fastest convertible in the world is over 200 miles an hour and if a fly was to come in over the windscreen at that speed it's reported that it's arse would go right through its own
Head ..::  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window
Unless it's a block of flats with a lift. This has happened in one London borough!"
Really ?
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window
Thats weird because the Cow next door is always spying on me
Gimp"
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window
Unless it's a block of flats with a lift. This has happened in one London borough!
Really ?
Gimp"
Twenty years ago a London borough had to take action against a council tenant for the unauthorised keeping of a pet cow in a tower block. Other instances have been horses. I haven't come across stories of pigs being kept in a tower block. Yet. |
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