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Do you let rip anywhere ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the office upstairs to me,one of the guys is forever breaking wind at his desk. It causes him no end of amusement, he doesn't even try to do it quietly !
I would never do that in a million years. Do you just let rip wherever you are?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
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like a duck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
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See - hilarious!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead "
Actually the guy I'm talking about has handed in his notice, so I might try that before he leaves ! On a day when I have meetings out after I've made him a surprise brew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
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Even worse when one runs up the stairs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the office upstairs to me,one of the guys is forever breaking wind at his desk. It causes him no end of amusement, he doesn't even try to do it quietly !
I would never do that in a million years. Do you just let rip wherever you are? "
Anywhere and everywhere the louder the better. Or silent but deadly in a confined space like say an elevator full of people  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
See - hilarious! "
No it's not.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
See - hilarious!
No it's not. "
I'm sitting here chuckling at the mental image of you trumping with each step. It's going to keep me amused for hours! |
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"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead "
Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I didn't mean to, but one night I was on the bus home after a late shift and felt a build up of wind.I got off the bus,walked down the ginnel and let off the loudest,most rip roaring fart id ever done in my life.Typicaly, I then heard footsteps behind me.I just said 'evening', carried on walking and the woman followed me down my street,She lives just 6 doors down |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead
Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again "
I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.
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pmsl !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead
Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again
I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse."
It can cause a heart attack too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wots a dutch oven lol
Farting under the duvet then pulling it over your partners head lol"
Precisely. 
I've been told I fart like a man. More so after anal.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame "
Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame
Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.
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Thats fantastic sphincter control |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around
I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead
Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again
I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse.
It can cause a heart attack too."
In the states that gets you thrown in jail. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame
Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.
Thats fantastic sphincter control "
Mine is good until I start walking.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I didn't mean to, but one night I was on the bus home after a late shift and felt a build up of wind.I got off the bus,walked down the ginnel and let off the loudest,most rip roaring fart id ever done in my life.Typicaly, I then heard footsteps behind me.I just said 'evening', carried on walking and the woman followed me down my street,She lives just 6 doors down "
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