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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haven't posted in this before but has to be a first time for everything 
anyway it more of a moan than anything. On holidays at the mo in Portugal and getting eaten alive my skeeters.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"#mybad mosquitos not my skeeters lol "
Repellant to nuke the buggers, citronella candles to choke them, Avon Skin So Soft dry oil so that you smell nice when youre killing them and if all else fails a rolled up newspaper to whack 'em.
Best I can do Im afraid.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah its amazing here lovely and hot and white sand..great for lying out on :D
Deet? Oh okay haven't heard that before..I'll have a look for it later...Thanks :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah its amazing here lovely and hot and white sand..great for lying out on :D
Deet? Oh okay haven't heard that before..I'll have a look for it later...Thanks :D"
It's an ingredient not a brand so look at the list of active ingredients.
It's worked for me all over the world regardless of whether I've been in a rainforest, desert or sat on a beach. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah they're crazy mofos. They're not big here I don't think here...sneaky lil fuckers the are haha.
Oh okay I see...I will look for it thanks a million :D can't be dealing with the eating I'm getting haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it
Highly unlikely in Portugal..."
Haha I know...I'm only joking :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it"
Don't think malaria is present in Portugal.could be wrong tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it
Don't think malaria is present in Portugal.could be wrong tho "
Oh I think you're right..I'm only messing tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lets face it folks we,ere doomed cos every time a plane arrives they are lined up with salt and pepper at the ready saying yummy meals on wheels has arrived  "
Haha yep I saw them when we were landing. They had the lil hankies around they're necked and lil hands running together haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol  "
Haha be like a knight..imagine that site sitting on the beach lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite."
Il remember that when I go turkey next month  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite."
Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine that site sitting on the beach lol"
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.
Il remember that when I go turkey next month "
Oh turkey lucky you
An excuse to drink loads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol "
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.
Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha"
Some people just attract them ( us) and some people don't ever get bitten. It's the same with every betting insect and they all love me. It must be cus Im sweet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha"
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.
Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha
Some people just attract them ( us) and some people don't ever get bitten. It's the same with every betting insect and they all love me. It must be cus Im sweet lol"
Haha that's my excuse too :P too sweet and they get excited..that's the problem there :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho "
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life
It's the circle....The circle of liiiife"
Isn't that a song from the lion king? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life
It's the circle....The circle of liiiife
Isn't that a song from the lion king? Lol"
Yep the sentence circle of life set me off :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha"
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol"
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah
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Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah
Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0)"
Haha I'll try it but a few bites won't put me off :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mosquito's bloody love me lol
They love me too. We should start a support group :P
Or just buy a suit of armour lol
Haha be like a knight..imagine
that site sitting on the beach lol
Haha swinging me broadsword around lol
Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha
Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho
I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha
Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol
I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah
Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0)
Haha I'll try it but a few bites won't put me off :P"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Taking odourless garlic tablets does keep them away. They're evil and the ones i grew up with were monsters the size of bats, i swear. "
I agree with this, although it takes time to build up. I take garlic pearls every day as they do no harm and seeing as I used to look like Mrs Blobby as soon as I walked off the plane, I'm quite happy now as I only rarely get one or two bites now and they seldom blister up |
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