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By *G Lana OP TV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

What stunningly unfortunate names have you come across recently.

Having just watched the ITN news bulletin I'm guessing that Kylie Pentelow may have got a lot of ribbing at school.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Why?"

What he said...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Kylies Pants are low.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Often foreign names are the worst in other countries.

I did come a across someone called

Suk man ho in a previous job.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Kylies Pants are low.

Oh... riiiiight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In hosp after giving birth, the woman in the next bed ad the surname Kurton. Yep, she had a girl and called her. . . .Anette

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Often foreign names are the worst in other countries.

I did come a across someone called

Suk man ho in a previous job."

By the sounds of it a lot of other people may have cum across him, too

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

London.

Noooo. Pmsl.

Poor bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Often foreign names are the worst in other countries.

I did come a across someone called

Suk man ho in a previous job.

By the sounds of it a lot of other people may have cum across him, too

It was a her and it was on official documents not the rumour mill

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By *99DirtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Often foreign names are the worst in other countries.

I did come a across someone called

Suk man ho in a previous job."

no way!!!

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By *G Lana OP TV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

"Kylies Pants are low.

Which is pretty much how she said her own name tonight.

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

I went to school with a Holly Wood,and a Fountain Stott(boy)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you are talking real names of real people Richard Head is the worst I have personally met.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mike Hunt is the worst actual one I know from real life. Strictly speaking he goes by Michael, I just like to call him Mike

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

my geography teacher at school was called mr shufflebottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard Willie is the worst name. I have come across.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mike Hunt is the worst actual one I know from real life. Strictly speaking he goes by Michael, I just like to call him Mike "

He's not from the Midlands is he?

My friends son was at schools with Saddam Hussain during the gulf war- he found it most amusing

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

There's a few ladies called Iona Gunn out there.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My unmarried cookery teacher was called Wendy house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a girl at school who was claire mycock

So it was c mycock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work with a Pete Burger.

He pronounced it ber-ger he all called him big mac.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the hills a little way from me we had 2 farming families named Eastwood and Redford can anyone guess the sons names who whet to my school? Believe me the mist obvious is right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to school with a lad is name was mahat myboob hussan !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to work in a call centre and have spoken to:

Mrs Crapper

Rodger Moore and James bond on the same day

Mrs Biggadyke

Flora Bloom

Mr cockburn spoke to the guy next to me.

One of my colleagues spoke to a middle aged man called Mr Potter, when he was asked to confirm his full name he quietly said Harry Potter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked an Aimon Faharti and a Fajarna Butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a Willy Walter Hiscock and his grandson Paul Hiscock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew an orson carter ( horse n cart ) and an old teacher called bates but it was a " posh" school so all male teachers were master not mr tee hee! ( childish but funy)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a master Bates too!

......& I knew an 'Ethna Blewitt' & had a 'Hee Hoo Fook' as a local Chinese Takeaway, - does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came across a guy whose parents must have been mad to name him what they named him.

His name was Goru Miah. Now. In my mother tongue goru means cow. So, basically his parents called him a cow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Percy Thumpwood on a report once.

Oh and there's a mr Saville at work.. And yes you have guessed it.. He is James.

I got the giggles once when someone had to call a Mrs onions at work..

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Went to school with a girl called Teresa Green.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

I have a mate called Philip McGinnis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a mate called Philip McGinnis"

I want that name!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was in kavos last month on a lads holiday and heard a mother shout on her son who was called Greece, thought I was hungover and didnt hear her right but she shouted on him a couple times lol

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

"Was in kavos last month on a lads holiday and heard a mother shout on her son who was called Greece, thought I was hungover and didnt hear her right but she shouted on him a couple times lol"

Better than Odeon or Fiesta

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

There's an Aussie rugby league player called Wayne Kerr imagine that over the tannoy in an Aussie accent

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

I knew a guy called henry tittle on a mens weekend away at the hotel the receptionist was shouting out names for people who was sharing rooms so she could give them the room keys so off she gooes jones smith , Roberts reid , then tittle mycock !! yes he was sharing a room with a guy called john mycock !!

place erupted in laughter

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

Know a chap called Rupert and yes his surname is bear.....then there's a guy at work called Phil surname mc craken....

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By *ewlywedloversCouple over a year ago

Lancs/ greater manchester

I worked with a guy who was called Rodger mee

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The guy in the Humber area who's responsible for gritting the roads in winter, is called John..... Skid-More

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

There used to be a guy around here called Everard Dick and his sister was called Othillia Dicki I used to think it was a wind up but was very true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went to school with a girl called Teresa Green."

I had one of those too, she went and married dave brown, so it still didn't get better.

Funny names are great, hubby has a very infamous name, that can be a right pain at times .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kid at our local college years ago was called Austin Carsheate - his dad was called Maurice (pronounced car seat)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to school with a girl. Last name Paxon. First name Tammy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me and the ex inadvertantly named our son so he had the intitials BJ - just didnt think at the time - sorry son xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once worked in a doctors office where there was a patient named Shathead (pronounced Sha thead)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We met a guy once who should change his name to Drew Peacock (would have been perfect for him!)

I actually knew a guy named Rocky - his parents loved the movies, but never realised with the surname Sole, all his credit cards etc would have the name "Mr R Sole" stamped on them!!!

Poor bugger...

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Went to school with someone called Parrott. And her parents had called her Polly. They must really have hated her.

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Went to school with someone called Parrott. And her parents had called her Polly. They must really have hated her. "

Was she pretty

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Mike Hunt is the worst actual one I know from real life. Strictly speaking he goes by Michael, I just like to call him Mike "

They used that joke in the film porkies, lol.

When i was at school we had a teacker called Mr Mycock, there was also Mr Bottomley and Mrs Alcock.

There is also a german ski jumper called Andreas Wank, google it if you don't believe me, and there was a German footballer in euro 96 with the surname Kuntz. John Motson commented on a game and he said....."Kuntz is on the ball", i think the clip is on youtube of it.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I went to school with a "James Bond"....

Was always a barrel of laughs when you got pulled over/stopped by the police on a night out with him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I new a guy in a club he was a Scottish gentleman called Angus Mckoteup.

Worked in the cloakroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mike Hunt is the worst actual one I know from real life. Strictly speaking he goes by Michael, I just like to call him Mike "

If you took him to a swingers party/club and lost him in there, and you cried out "Has anyone seen....."

Well the mind boggles

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By *ranthamThroatMan over a year ago

Grantham.

"I went to school with a "James Bond"....

Was always a barrel of laughs when you got pulled over/stopped by the police on a night out with him. "

I work with a Malaysian guy - his name is A fa(h), which in English is flower, and yes he is very very camp!

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By *igandanneCouple over a year ago

Cheltenham

My dad worked with a guy called richard pink so everone called him pink dick poor bugger

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Was watching the Wolfman on film 4 the other night and in the credits at the end saw a Richard Woodcock. Then straight after a british horror film from the 70's came on called blood on satans claw, and in the opening credits the name "Dick Bush" flashed up on the screen.

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