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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Now make sure you drink lots of water and if you feel rotten in the morning you only have yourself to blame". If you could imagine that in a shrill West Country voice with a note of exasperation and (if I'm speaking to the female half of the couple) add an addendum about taking any make up off before bed then you have essentially met my mother. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Admit im as pissed as a fart 
lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.
What you been drinking? "
larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are |
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"Oh ffs 
bladdy family get togethers diamonds
Mamma Bear stop rubbing it in!!! remember c what I told you last nite now do as you a re told lil bear  "
I am Mamma Bear. Water only till I pop to the shop for juice lol |
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"Admit im as pissed as a fart
lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.
What you been drinking?
larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are "
That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult  |
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""Now make sure you drink lots of water and if you feel rotten in the morning you only have yourself to blame". If you could imagine that in a shrill West Country voice with a note of exasperation and (if I'm speaking to the female half of the couple) add an addendum about taking any make up off before bed then you have essentially met my mother."
yep julesvhere. No make b up involced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Admit im as pissed as a fart
lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.
What you been drinking?
larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are
That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult "
eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered |
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"Admit im as pissed as a fart
lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.
What you been drinking?
larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are
That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult
eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered"
How dare they indeed! I suppose you had no choice   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip. 
I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx
Pegs! Where were these pegs placed?"
all over my face......gits...a comp to see who could takevthe most. I took 45 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Admit im as pissed as a fart
lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.
What you been drinking?
larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are
That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult
eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered
How dare they indeed! I suppose you had no choice "
They forced me...no respect for age.....buggers |
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"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.
I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx
Pegs! Where were these pegs placed?
all over my face......gits...a comp to see who could takevthe most. I took 45"
This sounds like my kind of evening, is there pictorial evidence? |
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"C an I add I did cook ten pizzas un cake...and this is my thanks"
Ungrateful swines. Covering you in pegs, making you drink Bacardi and then eating ten pizzas and cake it just isn't on. Once you explain all this to the adoption society those kids will be placed by in time for Songs of Praise  |
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