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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"calculation gives me just 16 years to live 
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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!
What you doing, smoking 200 a day?  "
never smoked...hardly drink...eat plenty of veggies etc......in think it just hates men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. 
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx  "
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. "
Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun
So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.
Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun
So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx "
The England rugby team will win it again long before that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.
Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun
So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx "
tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. |
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.
Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun
So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx
tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. "
What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup? |
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.
(there's fookin optimism for ya!)
You probably will lol xx
I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.
Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun
So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx
tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples.
What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup?"
No it will be 24 legged martian  |
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No it will be 24 legged martian
yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on
the games will be a cunt to get to,if your going by bus.  "
or alternatively, the cock/cunt would be a sod to get to if the Martian had twenty 24 legs.
with the way life and society is going it could well be a female football competition and Martian.
just a thought : Gangbang for 12 anyone? |
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