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All change!

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

Well, I'm changing, I dunno about the rest of you.

After 27 years of singledom, I'm going to soften my armour a little and let myself imagine that I could possibly have a proper, grown up relationship.

I've no idea what the fuck I'm doing though! How does one go about meeting people? I don't do pubs or clubs and shift work means I can't attend anything on a regular basis, so what is a woman to do?

Is it possible to learn how to flirt? Do I actually have to smile occasionally and talk to men?

Help.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

....oh yes, before I forget, what are the signs that someone is interested?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I will watch this with interest as I am beginning to soften too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flash your tits. Job done.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Flash your tits. Job done."

Do we have to keep them out at all times to keep hold of the person in question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flash your tits. Job done.

Do we have to keep them out at all times to keep hold of the person in question?

That's step two.

You are a quick learner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow go you !! Good luck

As for meeting someone it depends on what you want x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flash your tits. Job done.

Do we have to keep them out at all times to keep hold of the person in question?

Not if ya got ya hand down the front of their trousers...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

I am falling in love again after 8 years and it feels awfully strange. I'll do the relationship, just not the staying over, I don't like sharing my bed!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Good luck topsy, I'm useless I'd have no idea how to get a fella these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you well,if I ever did that again I wouldn't have a clue where to start

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I will watch this with interest as I am beginning to soften too.

Bloody hell woman, do you think it was the super moon thing? Maybe we could attempt this together, although two unapproachable grumpy fucks may prove a little too much for the men of the world!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've banned myself from dating for a bit I seem to be picking the wrong ones lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There are a number of internet dating sites some work some have complete idiots on there but of course there have been many a success story...I wish you luck with it all a bloke is going to be happy to bag ya

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

So far, all I've got in the way of advice is a bit of nork flashing. C'mon, I REALLY have no idea how to put myself out there unless it's here, I've put myself out here very successfully.

Wait, does that mean I'm a tart?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I will watch this with interest as I am beginning to soften too.

Bloody hell woman, do you think it was the super moon thing? Maybe we could attempt this together, although two unapproachable grumpy fucks may prove a little too much for the men of the world!"

Mine started a bit before the super moon. I found myself accidentally in love and loved back. It has been very strange. It has ended and perhaps I am little less of a grumpy bitch than I was before. I thought I should grab this moment before I turn crusty again.

I am happy to join forces for support and advice.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"There are a number of internet dating sites some work some have complete idiots on there but of course there have been many a success story...I wish you luck with it all a bloke is going to be happy to bag ya

Thanks Chopsy. I'm on POF, have been for years, and it's a complete failure. The common denominator is me so it must be something I need to change. Is being a bit scary off-putting?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm 41 and still have no idea how to do a proper grown up relationship.

Much luck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good luck all!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So far, all I've got in the way of advice is a bit of nork flashing. C'mon, I REALLY have no idea how to put myself out there unless it's here, I've put myself out here very successfully.

Wait, does that mean I'm a tart?"

No, it means being yourself and knowing what you were looking for was successful.

We have to learn to transfer that to this new realm of finding something closer and stringier.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I will watch this with interest as I am beginning to soften too.

Bloody hell woman, do you think it was the super moon thing? Maybe we could attempt this together, although two unapproachable grumpy fucks may prove a little too much for the men of the world!

I am happy to join forces for support and advice.

It's an odd thing to feel that, isn't it. I don't quite know what to do with it when it happens and I have a habit of doing the all or nothing feelings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 41"

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"So far, all I've got in the way of advice is a bit of nork flashing. C'mon, I REALLY have no idea how to put myself out there unless it's here, I've put myself out here very successfully.

Wait, does that mean I'm a tart?

No, it means being yourself and knowing what you were looking for was successful.

We have to learn to transfer that to this new realm of finding something closer and stringier.

Thanks for that. Transferable skills eh. I'm quite an insular woman so I think that's probably the problem. I've decided to try to simply smile and engage with strangers more and see what happens. I

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thanks Chopsy. I'm on POF, have been for years, and it's a complete failure. The common denominator is me so it must be something I need to change. Is being a bit scary off-putting?"

I wouldn't say you are scary, I'd say you are fiercely independant and some men find that off putting

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly."

It was throne like chair marked Fab for me. I met him on here. It's just a shame he lives in another country and we're too set in our ways for that to change.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly."

Like Miss Chops I have an unerring ability to pick the most unsuitable guys to fall for, so am knocking that on the head. 8 years single now and enjoying myself far too much.

However, for those people seeking the mate, my good wishes go with you. And if you find one with a rich, sane, good looking, single brother then I might make an exception.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....oh yes, before I forget, what are the signs that someone is interested?"

It's when they legit towards you waving their boxers round their head grinning like a Cheshire cat.... you know you in with a 1st date

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

Thanks Chopsy. I'm on POF, have been for years, and it's a complete failure. The common denominator is me so it must be something I need to change. Is being a bit scary off-putting?

I wouldn't say you are scary, I'd say you are fiercely independant and some men find that off putting "

It takes one to know one

I'm not very good at the traditional male/female role although the thought of a man wanting and needing me is lovely but I have to try to allow that. Oh I'm not making much sense.

Do you have many dates?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"....oh yes, before I forget, what are the signs that someone is interested?

It's when they legit towards you waving their boxers round their head grinning like a Cheshire cat.... you know you in with a 1st date

Fabulous! Thanks. What if it's pants?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thanks Chopsy. I'm on POF, have been for years, and it's a complete failure. The common denominator is me so it must be something I need to change. Is being a bit scary off-putting?

I wouldn't say you are scary, I'd say you are fiercely independant and some men find that off putting

It takes one to know one

I'm not very good at the traditional male/female role although the thought of a man wanting and needing me is lovely but I have to try to allow that. Oh I'm not making much sense.

Do you have many dates?"

lol I'm very independent that the Aquarius in me, you are making sense I need a man to really gage my attention I get bored otherwise and give up on the relationship....I've had quite a few dates but not in the past couple of months I log into POF now and again and either get the messages oh I've seen you on fab or Hi.....lol dating is bloody hard work...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think you can look until you are blue in the face and not find anyone remotely suitable, and my conclusion is to remain open, get out there doing other things, and you'll hopefully bump into Mr Right on the last place you expect. Mind you, I have my first POF date in a couple of years next month, haha !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

As I've said previously I've had more dates on here than plenty of fish, I'm totally honest with everyone about what I want as I don't like to play games etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do what my friends did. Go to bars in an affluent area and be a bar fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do what my friends did. Go to bars in an affluent area and be a bar fly"

Does this tactic work for pennyless guys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....oh yes, before I forget, what are the signs that someone is interested?

It's when they legit towards you waving their boxers round their head grinning like a Cheshire cat.... you know you in with a 1st date

Fabulous! Thanks. What if it's pants?"

Depends if your into that kind of thing?..... if not run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do what my friends did. Go to bars in an affluent area and be a bar fly"

Have to watch it though an awful lot of big spiders around this year

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Thanks Chopsy. I'm on POF, have been for years, and it's a complete failure. The common denominator is me so it must be something I need to change. Is being a bit scary off-putting?

I wouldn't say you are scary, I'd say you are fiercely independant and some men find that off putting

It takes one to know one

I'm not very good at the traditional male/female role although the thought of a man wanting and needing me is lovely but I have to try to allow that. Oh I'm not making much sense.

Do you have many dates?"

No dates, but I do have a tin of prunes if you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do what my friends did. Go to bars in an affluent area and be a bar fly

Does this tactic work for pennyless guys?"

I bloody hope so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd treat you to a McDonalds.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm 41

:O"

What?!

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By *uperGuy68Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Do what my friends did. Go to bars in an affluent area and be a bar fly"
:-

what happened to fate striking when you least expect it to?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Men are weird and scary

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Men are weird and scary

Yeah, but so am I!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

Now that is an excellent idea. Can you imagine? A room full of single forumites, flirting and groping with each other. You know where it'll end

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Men are weird and scary

Yeah, but so am I!

You are not scary

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

Now that is an excellent idea. Can you imagine? A room full of single forumites, flirting and groping with each other. You know where it'll end

Do you think we can get Ch4 to find us some dates? We could insist on double dating and swapping half way through so that we get to test two on each date.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

Now that is an excellent idea. Can you imagine? A room full of single forumites, flirting and groping with each other. You know where it'll end

Do you think we can get Ch4 to find us some dates? We could insist on double dating and swapping half way through so that we get to test two on each date."

They couldn't possibly be worse at it than I am.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

Now that is an excellent idea. Can you imagine? A room full of single forumites, flirting and groping with each other. You know where it'll end

Do you think we can get Ch4 to find us some dates? We could insist on double dating and swapping half way through so that we get to test two on each date.

They couldn't possibly be worse at it than I am.

You haven't tried to set me up with anyone have you?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You could go on that programme called first dates then we could all come with you

Now that is an excellent idea. Can you imagine? A room full of single forumites, flirting and groping with each other. You know where it'll end

Do you think we can get Ch4 to find us some dates? We could insist on double dating and swapping half way through so that we get to test two on each date.

They couldn't possibly be worse at it than I am.

You haven't tried to set me up with anyone have you?

I meant finding dates for me. I really am rubbish.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

Come on then girls and boys, who's up for Miss Licks idea?

Im in!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Come on then girls and boys, who's up for Miss Licks idea?

Im in!"

Sounds interesting

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think Fab speed dating sounds like fun.

I wonder how many would open with, "so, wanna fuck?"

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I think Fab speed dating sounds like fun.

I wonder how many would open with, "so, wanna fuck?"

Oh my, this is hatching into something plausible.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I think Fab speed dating sounds like fun.

I wonder how many would open with, "so, wanna fuck?"

Oh my, this is hatching into something plausible. "

We'd need wet wipes for some of the tables as there are some greedy sods out there

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

42 n been single 8 years. Been on dates n even 'dating' but not in a relationship, but contrary to gender cliches I find it's men as well as women wanna get too serious too quick.

I kinda expect it of the women as of course there's the old joke 'what did the lesbians do on their 2nd date? Hired a removal van'

But in vanilla land the blokes are almost as bad!

I'd like someone to go on dates with, quality regular sex, but I don't want more kids or to move in together within a bloody month!!! In all honesty I'd like to keep swinging too as not sure I can stick to one gender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Some of them did quite well didn't they?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

"
Why are you, I never think of anyone as undateable, just need to find your match, there is someone for everyone out there.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Some of them did quite well didn't they?"
I don't watch stuff like that, people focus too much on the negative and the editors have a field day.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I've banned myself from dating for a bit I seem to be picking the wrong ones lol "

Same here, i'll just stick to my special friends for now!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Some of them did quite well didn't they?I don't watch stuff like that, people focus too much on the negative and the editors have a field day."

I didn't watch it either but I did read the threads on here.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

I think I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

Why are you, I never think of anyone as undateable, just need to find your match, there is someone for everyone out there.

I'm too awesome to date.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If I've found myself a wonderful man I'm sure you lot can

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

Why are you, I never think of anyone as undateable, just need to find your match, there is someone for everyone out there.

I'm too awesome to date."
See there is your problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

Why are you, I never think of anyone as undateable, just need to find your match, there is someone for everyone out there.

I'm too awesome to date.See there is your problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do people meet people?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Where do people meet people?"

Ah the voice of an excellent paraphrase. My snare to that is I dunno.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You lot make yourself sound like the Undateables!

Maybe we are.

Why are you, I never think of anyone as undateable, just need to find your match, there is someone for everyone out there.

I'm too awesome to date.See there is your problem.

"
You are delusional.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where do people meet people?"
Where people go.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Where do people meet people?"

Outside Blayd's Yard you get some odd people there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are delusional.

That's what my psychologist says too.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I wouldn't say I'm undateable lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do people meet people?

Outside Blayd's Yard you get some odd people there

Some very odd 'uns tis true. I met one of my ex's not far from there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...there must be something in the air. Think everyone is looking to settle down now it seems.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Where do people meet people?

Outside Blayd's Yard you get some odd people there

Some very odd 'uns tis true. I met one of my ex's not far from there.

I'm interested in where you met that EXTREMELY dishy chap that was with you at Jaydees. Sean Bean, but more rugged.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do people meet people?

Outside Blayd's Yard you get some odd people there

Some very odd 'uns tis true. I met one of my ex's not far from there.

I'm interested in where you met that EXTREMELY dishy chap that was with you at Jaydees. Sean Bean, but more rugged.

I was stood near to Ryan at one point. You must mean him. I met him by the spitroast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly."

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

Does the minge have a fringe or is that making you cringe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

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Don't you start!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps we should hold a fab dating programme or forum!

Who wants to be cilla?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong."

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Good luck ladies and gentlemen

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I wish I had something helpful to add, Topsy, but the truth is I'm probably even worse than you at being able to tell how another might feel towards me... totally clueless all my life.

I was once told, "a hungry man makes a poor shopper"... maybe that's true for a hungry woman too... maybe I should say, "a hungry soul".

All the same, I'm surprised you find such little success since you sound and look gorgeous. Perhaps you could try a dufferent setting where you can come and go and meet similarly minded people without feeling under pressure to meet other's preconcieved expectations... free parties, small festivals or the like. It seems to me you're the kind of person another kind soul would like very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

I didn't catch owt.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I wish I had something helpful to add, Topsy, but the truth is I'm probably even worse than you at being able to tell how another might feel towards me... totally clueless all my life.

I was once told, "a hungry man makes a poor shopper"... maybe that's true for a hungry woman too... maybe I should say, "a hungry soul".

Ah Kop, kind words of wisdom as usual. I just have to find that setting as I'm not attracted to anything remotely 'normal' and once found, actually engage with people.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

Bugger me, we did too. I think that was when this love malarkey began to raise its annoying head.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

I didn't catch owt.

You might be the virus. QoT fell after sitting there.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got a date on Saturday I've been speaking to him agggggggggggges so we will see

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By *anxfrankMan over a year ago

isle of man

Topsy with a frame like you've got and those legs it won't take long for you to find someone your bloody beautiful.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Perhaps we should hold a fab dating programme or forum!

Who wants to be cilla?

You know you want to.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Topsy with a frame like you've got and those legs it won't take long for you to find someone your bloody beautiful.

Thank you but I've been single for 27 years so it must be my sit personality or the smell of Gorgonzola.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!"

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

I've pulled!!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?"

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By *istress V in Yorks 2Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

There out to be a forum section for those looking for someone special x I'm useless in pubs etc, apparently it's not polite to ask a man in front of his mates if he likes being fucked with a strap on...can't understand why lol but my female friend told me not to lol. My biggest fear is I would find someone then they would be rubbish at sex!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?""

Fancy a shag is soooo last season dahling

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?"

Fancy a shag is soooo last season dahling"

Nobody asks me! *waaaaaaahhhhhhh!*

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?"

Fancy a shag is soooo last season dahling

Nobody asks me! *waaaaaaahhhhhhh!*

Wanna join my scary but loving ladies club V?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You are not scary Topsy

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"You are not scary Topsy

Thanks Miss Chops!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You are not scary Topsy

Thanks Miss Chops!"

No worries I think you are alright

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Oooh... to be the filling in a Topsy Chops sandwich!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Oooh... to be the filling in a Topsy Chops sandwich!

It's the stuff of dreams Kop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me."

I think a Fab speed dating social is a brilliant idea. Someone should seriously organise one.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me.

I think a Fab speed dating social is a brilliant idea. Someone should seriously organise one.

I'll give it my best shot but I'll need some help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me.

I think a Fab speed dating social is a brilliant idea. Someone should seriously organise one.

I think you should organise it. And you can put my name down for sure.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I did think about doing a speed dating social but never thought about it after that lol x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me.

I think a Fab speed dating social is a brilliant idea. Someone should seriously organise one.

I'll give it my best shot but I'll need some help. "

I'll help xstasia is probably the best place to have it

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I did think about doing a speed dating social but never thought about it after that lol x"

That must have been due to a very fast thought lol I think that was speedy enough

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me."

I've signed up for the FFFF Friday night. Do you think we'd empty the place if we did it there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I did think about doing a speed dating social but never thought about it after that lol x

That must have been due to a very fast thought lol I think that was speedy enough

The thought of arranging it put me off it's hard work arranging a social on your own lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed."

I did it a few times years ago. Three minutes was waaaayyy too long with some people.

Dinner Dates was better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed.

I did it a few times years ago. Three minutes was waaaayyy too long with some people.

Dinner Dates was better.

Are dinner dates shorter? That won't help as i'm a slow eater.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed.

I did it a few times years ago. Three minutes was waaaayyy too long with some people.

Dinner Dates was better.

Are dinner dates shorter? That won't help as i'm a slow eater.

Dinner Dates is a whole evening commitment. But you get fed and there is a chance to mingle before and after. Even if I didn't fancy any of them men and none fancied me, I did manage to have good conversations with the other women.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Oooh... to be the filling in a Topsy Chops sandwich!

It's the stuff of dreams Kop."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed.

I did it a few times years ago. Three minutes was waaaayyy too long with some people.

Dinner Dates was better.

Are dinner dates shorter? That won't help as i'm a slow eater.

I can assure you that there is nobody that wants to be near me when I eat. I suppose the upside is a consume a plateful in less than a minute so it doesn't actually last that long.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I couldn't think of anything worse than speed dating - the idea of it has never appealed.

I did it a few times years ago. Three minutes was waaaayyy too long with some people.

Dinner Dates was better.

Are dinner dates shorter? That won't help as i'm a slow eater.

I can assure you that there is nobody that wants to be near me when I eat. I suppose the upside is a consume a plateful in less than a minute so it doesn't actually last that long. "

You still have to sit there and make conversation with the women either side of you. They have been chosen to match your requirements.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not all about clubs and pubs, work, out for a walk, just about any where you can find a man! I'd say keep the tits in for a while just to avoid getting arrested

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

I've been speed dating a couple of times and I spent both evenings crying with laughter.

Ok, let us mull it over and see what we can do.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"It's not all about clubs and pubs, work, out for a walk, just about any where you can find a man! I'd say keep the tits in for a while just to avoid getting arrested

I work with women, for women so that's out and I walk everywhere. I think I have to take my nose out of a newspaper and my phone and start integrating with folk.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!"

Did she sing the Oompa loompa song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!

Did she sing the Oompa loompa song?

I thought I was being Tango'd!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I take it you didn't ask for a second date lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!"

I could make your toes curl with my dating history... the one wearing crocs was a particular favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The funny thing is my POF profile clearly states that I will mock, without mercy, people who apply several tons of make-up and/or paint themselves orange.

Yet the hideous beast still did it!

Thinking about it, it's no surprise that I'm single really...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!

I could make your toes curl with my dating history... the one wearing crocs was a particular favourite.

Oh do share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fornix. I've found your match. Me.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Fornix. I've found your match. Me.

Oh Pops, you are a sweetie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I'd better get myself out there. When's the next forum social? I'll set up a speed dating table, names please the the lassies that want to join me.

I think a Fab speed dating social is a brilliant idea. Someone should seriously organise one.

I'll give it my best shot but I'll need some help.

I'll help xstasia is probably the best place to have it

I would help too.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

I didn't catch owt.

Me neither, thank gawd

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

Don't you start!!

I've completely given up. I only seem to be able to spot nutters. My dating radar must be broken...

Haha... welcome to my club! Dating now fills me with a mixture of horror and dread!

The last date I went on the lady in question decided to paint herself orange and remove virtually all trace of her eyebrows. It was the fastest date I've ever been on!

I could make your toes curl with my dating history... the one wearing crocs was a particular favourite.

I can top that: fold-up bike, helmet and bicycle clips on throughout the date.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've grasped the nettle and put myself on a site for old people.

I haven't paid yet, in case I get cold feet when I read what I have written.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've grasped the nettle and put myself on a site for old people.

I haven't paid yet, in case I get cold feet when I read what I have written.

You're not old!

Is it milfs-r-us..?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me.

Makes for cheap evenings I suppose.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've grasped the nettle and put myself on a site for old people.

I haven't paid yet, in case I get cold feet when I read what I have written.

You're not old!

Is it milfs-r-us..?"

Well, when I say old I mean muddle aged and over.

I'm not doing milfs-r-us again. That's what got me started on this journey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me. "

You are not alone there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me.

You are not alone there. "

If the pair of you were a little older I'd go on a date with you.

That's it! Topsy, we need to set up Pity Dates and keep the good ones for ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me.

You are not alone there. "

I believe my own brand of pisstaking and general sarcasm doesn't go down as well there.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's not all about clubs and pubs, work, out for a walk, just about any where you can find a man! "

Under stones, best to look there too.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single too long here and the novelty has long worn off. No luck on any site I've tried either

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The funny thing is my POF profile clearly states that I will mock, without mercy, people who apply several tons of make-up and/or paint themselves orange.

Yet the hideous beast still did it!

Thinking about it, it's no surprise that I'm single really...

Haha!!!

I like my own space too much. Lived alone too long I suspect. Actually I've never lived with anyone other than my parents! I think that might be weird.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me.

You are not alone there.

I believe my own brand of pisstaking and general sarcasm doesn't go down as well there. "

I have just reviewed the answers I have given to the profile questions. I think I may have to redo them as the sarcasm might just be apparent. The question on what I wanted to be when I was growing up I have answered with taller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?"

Fancy a shag is soooo last season dahling

Nobody asks me! *waaaaaaahhhhhhh!*

Wanna join my scary but loving ladies club V?"

I'm not scarey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

Bugger me, we did too. I think that was when this love malarkey began to raise its annoying head."

Sorry

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

Bugger me, we did too. I think that was when this love malarkey began to raise its annoying head.

Sorry

I've decided it can't be you. I think my malaise is down to Miss_Tress. I began to feel all soppy when she fell in love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never actually managed to get anyone from POF to go on an actual date with me.

You are not alone there.

I believe my own brand of pisstaking and general sarcasm doesn't go down as well there.

You should leave that as the answer. You want a guy that loves that answer, not one that thinks it's daft (and doesn't mail you)... if you see what I mean. Humour ...

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Can I tentatively dip my toe in the water with you lovely ladies and also learn what I need to do to attract a 'partner'? I have conditions tho...no moving in, no possessiveness and lots of trust and honesty...is that where I'm going wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we're all going to be appearing on the next series of The Undateables!

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I think they're casting for it tomorrow..what time we all meeting heheh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think we're all going to be appearing on the next series of The Undateables!"

I've been like that for the past 4 years

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think we're all going to be appearing on the next series of The Undateables!"

We? You said you were out of the game.

SwingDate is almost ready for its television pitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you ladies please point out which chair you have been sitting on so that i can avoid it? Thank ya kindly.

I sat on Topsy's sofa. Maybe she caught the lurve bug off me

Time to 'fess up Queenie, who else have you rubbed your minge over?

Now that would be telling

I am fairly certain you haven't rubbed it on me but I could be wrong.

I think we sat on the same sofa @ Cupids

Bugger me, we did too. I think that was when this love malarkey began to raise its annoying head.

Sorry

I've decided it can't be you. I think my malaise is down to Miss_Tress. I began to feel all soppy when she fell in love.

Good because I didn't fall until 9 months later

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

Damn! This being nice and receptive lark is hard!

I'm bloody good at chatting to random people but I've realised it's usually them that starts the conversation.

I'm currently sitting in Neros, smiling and engaging eye contact with the odd nice looking fellow.

I think I actually look like a nutter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn! This being nice and receptive lark is hard!

I'm bloody good at chatting to random people but I've realised it's usually them that starts the conversation.

I'm currently sitting in Neros, smiling and engaging eye contact with the odd nice looking fellow.

I think I actually look like a nutter. "

Give him a wink and see if he makes the first move

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Damn! This being nice and receptive lark is hard!

I'm bloody good at chatting to random people but I've realised it's usually them that starts the conversation.

I'm currently sitting in Neros, smiling and engaging eye contact with the odd nice looking fellow.

I think I actually look like a nutter.

Give him a wink and see if he makes the first move

Winking in public? Are you mad?

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

I can't make out licketys avatar pic......i don't understand it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn! This being nice and receptive lark is hard!

I'm bloody good at chatting to random people but I've realised it's usually them that starts the conversation.

I'm currently sitting in Neros, smiling and engaging eye contact with the odd nice looking fellow.

I think I actually look like a nutter.

Give him a wink and see if he makes the first move

Winking in public? Are you mad?"

It works on fabs lol. Just pretend you've something stuck in your eye and he'll be your Knight in shining armour

Yes I am mad by the way. I'll be taking my meds in about 2 minutes

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Typical...

Just as I'm giving up dating you start!....

You only have to ask you daft prick!

Faaaaaancy a shaaaaaaaaaag?!...

No, no! On here it's "wanna fuck?"

Fancy a shag is soooo last season dahling

Nobody asks me! *waaaaaaahhhhhhh!*

Wanna join my scary but loving ladies club V?"

Definitely!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can't make out licketys avatar pic......i don't understand it..."

It's a bracelet. I made it for her.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not on POF, or any dating site. It seems I might be alone on that though.

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