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Most useless invention?

By *andtsurrey OP Couple over a year ago

Torbay

I'm lying in a bubbly bath having a girly pamper session and I've decided that coconut scented razors are such a daft idea.

I only bought them in a BOGOF deal as every other razor needed a second mortgage.

But who purchased them thinking "yummy, I will sniff my razor and be joyful at it's coconutty scent before I shave my noo noo".

Most useless invention since Nick Clegg

T xx

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

Sounds like those razors were cut price.

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By *andtsurrey OP Couple over a year ago

Torbay

"Sounds like those razors were cut price.

Boom boom! Thank you Basil lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them catalogues u get in sunday papers are full of tat.makes me laugh reading them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Them catalogues u get in sunday papers are full of tat.makes me laugh reading them."

I used to enjoy sending off for stuff from them using the names and addresses of friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Egg slicer

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Hands free can opener .

How the feck do you attach the can with no hands?

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

Wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheeky

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Cheeky"

I like Cheekychops. I'll grant she's not shared any of her food, nor made me a brew, but I'd not say she's a useless invention, merely under utilised

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By *aitMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Men!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That little sticker for re-sealing bags of chocolate. I mean, really, whats the point?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"That little sticker for re-sealing bags of chocolate. I mean, really, whats the point?"

Yep!

It's as pointless as sticking a best before date on Ben & Jerry's !

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By *etanreadyCouple over a year ago

dover

motorbike ashtrays

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Cheeky

I like Cheekychops. I'll grant she's not shared any of her food, nor made me a brew, but I'd not say she's a useless invention, merely under utilised

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Sorry but, I'm going have to bring you to task on that one

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"That little sticker for re-sealing bags of chocolate. I mean, really, whats the point?"

On the rare occasion I've tried to use those, they just unstuck. I took it as a sign!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Wind farms.

Why would anyone ever need to farm wind when there's plenty enough of the stuff just floating about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message button on my profile, never gets used ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The G spot! It was only invented a few decades ago but no one can find it. Useless

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Egg slicer"

Having worked in a deli where we made a shit load of egg mayo every day for sandwich fillings I have to disagree!!

Marvellous invention!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Cheeky

I like Cheekychops. I'll grant she's not shared any of her food, nor made me a brew, but I'd not say she's a useless invention, merely under utilised

Sorry but, I'm going have to bring you to task on that one

Being under utilised?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Them catalogues u get in sunday papers are full of tat.makes me laugh reading them.

I used to enjoy sending off for stuff from them using the names and addresses of friends

Years ago Andy was having problems with his ears, and he got a catalogue sent through the post about hearing aids! He still thinks I got it sent to him, but it genuiningly was a coincidence lol.

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Cheeky

I like Cheekychops. I'll grant she's not shared any of her food, nor made me a brew, but I'd not say she's a useless invention, merely under utilised

Sorry but, I'm going have to bring you to task on that one

Being under utilised?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

I was in BHS today and saw a device to stand your pot of nail polish in whilst painting your nails. The solution to something that wasn't a problem!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electric can opener. Turns cans into lethal weapons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

France...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Those little feet shaped plastic thingies, with two holes, sposed to put socks in to stop ya loosing em when wash em? Nope ... They still go missing!

Sock monster lives! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That big foot shaped shower foot scrub thing..

Who buys those?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Electric can opener. Turns cans into lethal weapons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wales"

OI!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Egg slicer

Having worked in a deli where we made a shit load of egg mayo every day for sandwich fillings I have to disagree!!

Marvellous invention!

Hmmm, no, I stick by my answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The banana lunchbox thingy....your banana has to be a very specific shape to even fit in it and don't get me started on the kiwi fruit, grapes & avocado versions, just use tupaware or a bag!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electric potato peeler,noisy,messy and takes twice as long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Balance bracelets

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