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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Everyone is talking football and I got no one to talk too

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I hate football too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I hate football too

"
come join me on this thread then.

Might even find some hunks that don't like football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad it's back, gives me a break from hubby

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By *heOwlMan over a year ago

Altrincham

Depressing really, it even interferes with other sports

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm being forced to watch Sinbad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id like to join you both...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what is this football thing you ladies are talking about?

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

Afternoon ladies,

I can't believe my luck - I'm stranded in a thread with two women while all the other men are watching or talking footy. Can't believe my luck, I'm delighted to not like football.

Can you believe it - United lost at home again!!!?

Oh damn, busted.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

Mr"
come sit next to me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tipping

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It's even worse for me as my daughter follows it and there was me thinking no boys no football

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tipping"
what is cow tipping?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a sport... My best is half a herd in one night... Still old Tom Cobbley holds the record for livestock cruelty round yere

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

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I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite"

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

"
I always preferred cows to horses, I could milk a cow when I was four

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not cruel anymore. First as a sport is defined as a game between two willing participants we have to ask the cows and thanks to a new European directive we now have to provide a soft place for them to land. Hence on many a summers night you will see cars aplenty driving through the Devon wilds with a mattress strapped to the roof...

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

I always preferred cows to horses, I could milk a cow when I was four"

Wow at four!! I've never milked one but always wanted to try it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

I always preferred cows to horses, I could milk a cow when I was four

Wow at four!! I've never milked one but always wanted to try it"
I used to go milking with my grandad he taught me, it was just before the first machines where used.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"It's not cruel anymore. First as a sport is defined as a game between two willing participants we have to ask the cows and thanks to a new European directive we now have to provide a soft place for them to land. Hence on many a summers night you will see cars aplenty driving through the Devon wilds with a mattress strapped to the roof..."
my step dad used to ride a cow home from the pub when he was a teenager

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

Afternoon - a football free zone with sexy ladies - pulls up a chair and says who would like to chat ? Xxxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Afternoon - a football free zone with sexy ladies - pulls up a chair and says who would like to chat ? Xxxx"
you can sit the other side of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me"

Who could refuse such an offer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

"
I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate football too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I hate football too"
come on in, some nice men have joined us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

Now that's a result

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

Aaw now it's nice to share although two is always better

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Everyone is talking football and I got no one to talk too

well mail me I will chat to you lol dont want you being lonly.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

"
your definetly in then

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

Aaw now it's nice to share although two is always better

"
come and sit the other side of mrnaughty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate football toocome on in, some nice men have joined us

I love football !

It keeps loads of the guys off here so that the non football types can go worship where the real Beauty is lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

Aaw now it's nice to share although two is always better

come and sit the other side of mrnaughty"

Yes, do..........

I promise to behave........(ish)

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

your definetly in then"

I was thinking if we can get someone to milk a Jersey, get the cream, a jam maker & a baker then we are all in for a cream tea. I'll make the tea!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Not a hunk but fed up of football already. Room for a big in?

come sit next to me

Who could refuse such an offer

I got a man either side of me now.

This thread is a success

Aaw now it's nice to share although two is always better

come and sit the other side of mrnaughty"

Ok I'm there

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I hate football toocome on in, some nice men have joined us

I love football !

It keeps loads of the guys off here so that the non football types can go worship where the real Beauty is lol "
you flatterer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching cricket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

your definetly in then

I was thinking if we can get someone to milk a Jersey, get the cream, a jam maker & a baker then we are all in for a cream tea. I'll make the tea!

I'll bake the scones, fruit or plain?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

your definetly in then

I was thinking if we can get someone to milk a Jersey, get the cream, a jam maker & a baker then we are all in for a cream tea. I'll make the tea!

"
so we just need a baker and a jersey cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant do with soccer overpaid arseholes.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I can hand milk cows am I in? Lets make Jam

your definetly in then

I was thinking if we can get someone to milk a Jersey, get the cream, a jam maker & a baker then we are all in for a cream tea. I'll make the tea!

so we just need a baker and a jersey cow

I can bake and some call me a cow lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook/bake

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

We just need the jersey cow now lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"We just need the jersey cow now lol

Ok we need to broaden our search, just a cow we can milk, I just thought a Jersey would be cute! Milton Keynes?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Hang on the Jam maker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

Noooooooo it's not that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x"

Yumm

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hang on the Jam maker!

"
thought you where making the jam guess I could have a go

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x"
ha ha love it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

Noooooooo it's not that bad lol"

ALLL bad fed up with anything to do with a ball

5yrd knew every bloomin team and player for the world cup

argghhhhh

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I hate football too

so do we but euro athletics champs on lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x"

OMG this is really happening! Excellent. Wheres this bloody cow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking at the ladies in here wish I hated it, maybe you could make me!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x

OMG this is really happening! Excellent. Wheres this bloody cow!

Maybe we'll have to cheat. I'll pop to the shop for the jersey cream on the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking at the ladies in here wish I hated it, maybe you could make me!"

Too late........they're all taken

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x

OMG this is really happening! Excellent. Wheres this bloody cow!

"
think someone's gone to Milton Keynes for one

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"scones baked both fruit and plain (profile pic) must confess it was a here's one I prepared earlier moment x

OMG this is really happening! Excellent. Wheres this bloody cow!

Maybe we'll have to cheat. I'll pop to the shop for the jersey cream on the way

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Looking at the ladies in here wish I hated it, maybe you could make me!

Too late........they're all taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

Noooooooo it's not that bad lol"

Both rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gonna have to lose the avatar as my dicks not in it lol. get them while their hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

Noooooooo it's not that bad lol

Both rubbish "

Bit harsh lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"gonna have to lose the avatar as my dicks not in it lol. get them while their hot "
they do look beautiful I'm very good at cheese scones

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm cleaning out my wardrobes.

My chat is currently covered in dust.

Sorry

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm cleaning out my wardrobes.

My chat is currently covered in dust.

Sorry

"
would you like a jam and cream scone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate football give me cosmopolitan mag or marie clair mag an be sorted lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sticking the kettle on.......who wants what?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

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we got them making scones for us

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm cleaning out my wardrobes.

My chat is currently covered in dust.

Sorry

would you like a jam and cream scone?

Fuck yes please!! With lashings of cream!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm sticking the kettle on.......who wants what? "
americano for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

I'll get to you soon........

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

I always preferred cows to horses, I could milk a cow when I was four"

I am sure milking a cow is a skill that can come in usefull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check out my current status, ladies!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Check out my current status, ladies!

"
you should have them flocking

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I live in Devon. Football doesn't exist here but later I am going cow tippingwhat is cow tipping?

It's mean it's sneaking up,on cows and tipping them over. I like cows

I love cows, jersey cows are my favourite

I like em all - it's the eyes they always look so docile

I always preferred cows to horses, I could milk a cow when I was four

I am sure milking a cow is a skill that can come in usefull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

we got them making scones for us

Ooh nice! Are they making them naked except for aprons?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out my current status, ladies!

Haha

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I'm sticking the kettle on.......who wants what? americano for me please"

Latte for me please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

we got them making scones for us

Ooh nice! Are they making them naked except for aprons?

"
younmissed borisovers fine display

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

I'll get to you soon........

With a warm scone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive come in to say hello to the hunks

Where are they?

I'll get to you soon........

With a warm scone?

With whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a hunk, but when I forge words the sweat fair trickles of my pigeon chest. There's more than one kind of Smith in this world xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

"
would you like a cream scone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love football,young athletic men dribbling and shooting not to mention great ball skills n good with their head.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Bugger I'm gonna have to make scones now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hunk, but when I forge words the sweat fair trickles of my pigeon chest. There's more than one kind of Smith in this world xx"

There certainly is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwww, we've waited for months for this football season to start

Since you ladies don't like it, I am now switching off the telly...

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

would you like a cream scone?

I go out looking for a cow, come back you've been dishing them out, damn you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

would you like a cream scone?

I go out looking for a cow, come back you've been dishing them out, damn you

"
awww plenty left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

would you like a cream scone?

Mmmmm please mice thick cream though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No need to go out looking in Devon each home comes fitted with a clotted cream tap.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"No need to go out looking in Devon each home comes fitted with a clotted cream tap. "

Damn I'm moving south then lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

would you like a cream scone?

Mmmmm please mice thick cream though

Can you milk mice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All blokes come with a clotted cream tap fitted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

like all the best birds (badum tish. ..

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out my current status, ladies!

you should have them flocking"

No ladies are flocking yet, but it's early days and I'm in no hurry ....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm enjoying this americano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm enjoying this americano"

Enjoying the delightful company

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm enjoying this americano

Enjoying the delightful company

"
oooh haven't you gone all lovely

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

"Afternoon - a football free zone with sexy ladies - pulls up a chair and says who would like to chat ? Xxxxyou can sit the other side of me

Mmmm ty - why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Afternoon - a football free zone with sexy ladies - pulls up a chair and says who would like to chat ? Xxxxyou can sit the other side of me

Mmmm ty - why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm enjoying this americano

Enjoying the delightful company

oooh haven't you gone all lovely

I'm always lovely.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwwww, we've waited for months for this football season to start

Since you ladies don't like it, I am now switching off the telly...

I think I can see your nose growing!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm just putting the tablecloth on for us to all sit and have our cream teas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ohhh cmere id rather watch diamond than some bloody ould shitty football match

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ohhh cmere id rather watch diamond than some bloody ould shitty football match

"
ooooh hasn't this thread attracted some lovely men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ohhh cmere id rather watch diamond than some bloody ould shitty football match

ooooh hasn't this thread attracted some lovely men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ohhh cmere id rather watch diamond than some bloody ould shitty football match

ooooh hasn't this thread attracted some lovely men

Yep thought I better leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate football! Never seen the appeal Lol.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ohhh cmere id rather watch diamond than some bloody ould shitty football match

ooooh hasn't this thread attracted some lovely men

Yep thought I better leave

"
you can't leave your on scone duty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm impartial on the subject.

I 'support' a team but couldn't give a shit either way.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm impartial on the subject.

I 'support' a team but couldn't give a shit either way."
what you bringing to our table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

threads filling up with fellas during half time pretending they ain't been watching the football... Give us honest, genuine guys a bad name when the reprobates behave like

ooh that was close. ...... (er shit)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"threads filling up with fellas during half time pretending they ain't been watching the football... Give us honest, genuine guys a bad name when the reprobates behave like

ooh that was close. ...... (er shit)"
lol they don't fool me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IS there football on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"threads filling up with fellas during half time pretending they ain't been watching the football... Give us honest, genuine guys a bad name when the reprobates behave like

ooh that was close. ...... (er shit)lol they don't fool me"

Reckon you should black em..

If they tell fibs about the football, what else are they fibbing about? ( a haha haha soon I will be one of few not many

)

Go on my son ( damn. ...)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"threads filling up with fellas during half time pretending they ain't been watching the football... Give us honest, genuine guys a bad name when the reprobates behave like

ooh that was close. ...... (er shit)lol they don't fool me

Reckon you should black em..

If they tell fibs about the football, what else are they fibbing about? ( a haha haha soon I will be one of few not many

)

Go on my son ( damn. ...)"
I shall block anyone mentioning football on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm watching cricket

That's worse than football

Noooooooo it's not that bad lol

Both rubbish

Bit harsh lol"

lol just an honest opnion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm stuck watching music videos with 2 grandchildren. I'm supposed to be getting them ready for a wedding reception but I'm too tired to move. I want to go to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to sprawl out, who's joining me on the giant beanbag........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Need to sprawl out, who's joining me on the giant beanbag........

"
yes please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think lib is a spy

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

20 mice down still no milk, I think you where lying! Right what else can I milk?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"20 mice down still no milk, I think you where lying! Right what else can I milk?

"
can you milk a frog?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Lets stitch and bitch or design our own dream fb girls

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"20 mice down still no milk, I think you where lying! Right what else can I milk?

can you milk a frog?

Now thats being silly isnt it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"20 mice down still no milk, I think you where lying! Right what else can I milk?

can you milk a frog?

If you find a frog with nipples let us know. You'll be famous.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"20 mice down still no milk, I think you where lying! Right what else can I milk?

can you milk a frog?

Now thats being silly isnt it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

You can milk a pig

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You can milk a pig

And a goat.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Yum yum got scones and jam and cream (minus the cow). Who's pouring the tea?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Yum yum got scones and jam and cream (minus the cow). Who's pouring the tea?"
ta ra when they finished milking the mice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yum yum got scones and jam and cream (minus the cow). Who's pouring the tea?ta ra when they finished milking the mice

looks like a trip to asda to get the milk and cream then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the shouting from downstairs makes me think Arsenal have scored.......

I'll just keep painting my nails in prep for the club tonight.....in peace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move up a bit. Let me get me fat ass in. Cant stand the sport

would you like a cream scone?

Mmmmm please mice thick cream though

Can you milk mice?

Stupid auto correct

I could give it a go though nut scared of mice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gotta,say I dont like football that's gotta give me some bonus points x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I gotta,say I dont like football that's gotta give me some bonus points x"
depends what else you got to offer us, we've been made scones

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bump a more thread has gone up

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I love football. So ner ner ner ner

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

"
fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

"
I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

"
not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now"
*Wiggles bum, farts and leaves*

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

It bores the crap out of me to

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now*Wiggles bum, farts and leaves*

"
good and don't come back

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now*Wiggles bum, farts and leaves*

good and don't come back

"
I have no intention of

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now*Wiggles bum, farts and leaves*

good and don't come back

I have no intention of

"
I can't hear you

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I love football. So ner ner ner ner

fuck off back to your own thread and don't violate mine

I thought you enjoyed a bit of violation?

not this kind, its been a lovely thread.......until now*Wiggles bum, farts and leaves*

good and don't come back

I have no intention of

I can't hear you"
Thats ok, I don't mind, you ate my fart though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't like football, am edgy now... been in the pub since lunch, am d*unk but not ready to quit need something, need good times good music good people, but they are all gone to bed except the music fleetwood mac at the mo...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Now now ladies

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Don't like football, am edgy now... been in the pub since lunch, am d*unk but not ready to quit need something, need good times good music good people, but they are all gone to bed except the music fleetwood mac at the mo... "
Have a dance around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I LOVE FOOTBALL TOO

*Legs it out of thread quickly

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day... "

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day... "
You need Born to be Wild followed by You shook me all night long.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

Greater London

I only like footy when Liverpool win so does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only like footy when Liverpool win so does that count?

That's the best time to like it

...tomorrow will be fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X"

it is rather nice actually, Smirnoff blueberry with ice and tonic recommended

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X

it is rather nice actually, Smirnoff blueberry with ice and tonic recommended

Oh I'll have to try that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day... You need Born to be Wild followed by You shook me all night long.

Good tunes, am letting random play do it's thing on my 24 hour playlist at the moment. now got Rockbitch "tHE cHURCH" on ....nope just ended, and followed by The Clash should I stay or should I go..

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X

it is rather nice actually, Smirnoff blueberry with ice and tonic recommended

Oh I'll have to try that

Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X

it is rather nice actually, Smirnoff blueberry with ice and tonic recommended

Oh I'll have to try that

Nooooooooo"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS go for it it's tasty

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont like football at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gypsy Fleetwood Mac... Stevie Nicks I would would you?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Farts...parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

" Have a dance around

Am, with blueberry vodka, and slow tunes man with a child in his eyes got followed by perfect day...

Oh what's blueberry vodka like?? X

it is rather nice actually, Smirnoff blueberry with ice and tonic recommended

Oh I'll have to try that

Nooooooooo

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS go for it it's tasty

xxx"

It may well be but a pished up cheeky hmmmmm

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