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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that? "
But you do have lovely tits for your age. |
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A girl of about 55 posted "what can i do on Satururday night ???
So i messaged back "bingo" jokingly...
She messaged back "bingo" ??? Confused..
I replied....women of your age shouldn't be be looking for sex on a Saturday night,you should be out playing bingo with the rest of the girls your age....(i,m Irish so we like a joke)
She called me the rudest man ever and blocked me......no sense of humour !!
Your tits are lovely
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy "
lol why on earth did he expect you to have a spotty arse??!!  |
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That,s what i like to hear....
Irish humour is a little different...
Irish girls would come back with something a lot ruder and not get upset....
I think i,ll bave to adjust for you foreigners.....
Thanks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that? "
I had one bellend message me 'I really like old bbw' Cheeky twat! |
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"Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy "
Ha ha ha ...love it. Knowing some guys, he probably is like that anyway, erection or no.
Age ? I would lick and suck your boobs for an age  |
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I got message once saying like that:"oh why all the interesting, intelligent girls, are not that good looking, what a curse is on me".
And he seriously thought it was meant to be compliment, he apologize to me, for not to well wording it, and ensuring he wanted to say something nice. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"A girl of about 55 posted "what can i do on Satururday night ???
So i messaged back "bingo" jokingly...
She messaged back "bingo" ??? Confused..
I replied....women of your age shouldn't be be looking for sex on a Saturday night,you should be out playing bingo with the rest of the girls your age....(i,m Irish so we like a joke)
She called me the rudest man ever and blocked me......no sense of humour !!
Your tits are lovely
Xx"
I'd have been simply upset at being called a girl. 55 year old women are adults. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"youve got lovely tits for my age
Nice try, but I would say OP has great tits for 20 years old "
Awwww bless you. And yes, the 20 yr olds do love em :- |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!
I'll up that offer to £25 and a bag of chips "
Your on! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!
I'll up that offer to £25 and a bag of chips
Your on! Haha "
Just be careful not to rub the notes together till they've dried  |
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