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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Was it your back door? "

Now that would be such a turn on

I wanna smash ya back doors in

Please send me a message saying that

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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I doubt those approaches work very often. Was it your back door he wanted to smash?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Was it your back door?

Now that would be such a turn on

I wanna smash ya back doors in

Please send me a message saying that "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Was it your back door?

Now that would be such a turn on

I wanna smash ya back doors in

Please send me a message saying that

On my way

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh sod, my iPhone needs smashing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh sod, my iPhone needs smashing!

Now that's sexy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

can i caress your knocker .. ring your bell and slowly cum in your front entrance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smashed a few back doors in my self over the yeas. Eventually got done for burglary though

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently I'm going to get ruined!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps he is a little metal alien from the 1970's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently I'm going to get ruined!

Romance at it's best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm going to get ruined!

lol lucky you!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha... apparently I'm HM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??"

How could any woman resist lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm going to get ruined!

lol lucky you!

Play your cards right Edges!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??"

Is that before or after you have had the milk sucked out of your tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Is that before or after you have had the milk sucked out of your tits

Ha ha ha did you see that too ha ha ha ha ba

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??"

I take it some silver tongued devil has used this line on you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

I take it some silver tongued devil has used this line on you ?"

Lucky me hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See a message like that just makes me think of laughing robots and the phrase 'They peel them with their metal knives...'

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

apparently theres one guy on here who s hung like a yak ... probably has matching breath and hair too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"apparently theres one guy on here who s hung like a yak ... probably has matching breath and hair too"

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I'm going to get ruined!

lol lucky you!

Play your cards right Edges!!

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Was it your back door?

Now that would be such a turn on

I wanna smash ya back doors in

Please send me a message saying that "

I get that message often

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a message like this ever made a woman melt at the knees lol ??

Was it your back door?

Now that would be such a turn on

I wanna smash ya back doors in

Please send me a message saying that

I get that message often

mainly cos ive no front door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually had some success using the very "I want to smash you" line.

It was Sunday, April 20th and damn that was one very receptive easter egg

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh sod, my iPhone needs smashing!

Now that's sexy"

Good job I didn't mention my laptop...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course. Especially if it mentions pasty or back doors.

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