Funniest first message

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the funniest first message you've received/sent?

By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

As they are private messages, they should maybe stay that way... between the writer and the recipient

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I received one that tickled me :

"C U Next Tuesday"

Easily pleased.