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over a year ago
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When I was 19 and had been in the RAF for about 6 months I decided it was a good idea to sneak into the women's barrack block to see my girlfriend of the time, in the middle of some naughtiness, the fire alarm goes off, I climb out of the window semi naked only to be tapped on the backside by the rifle of the RAF police corporal waiting below.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once went down on a writhing wench and came up quicker than shit off a shovel like the character on The Exorcist ,barfing all over her. She wasn't impressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally not my most embarrassing moment but I looked in the mirror the day after I first learnt to masturbate until orgasm and I had blown a blood vessel in my eye (due to the shock of an orgasm I guess).
Still makes me laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in college and chilling with my friends, along with the girl I had a massive crush on... Never dared telling her though (my innocent years lol)... Long story short, someone made a really funny joke, we all burst out laughing, and on the process of laughing, I let out one loud, long fart... Everyone looked at me and I just wanted to disappear... Leave the country and change identity... |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Getting into a right tizz, thinking my car had been stolen...
Phoned my mate who talked me through the whole day (she knew what I was like) only to remember I had parked in a different car park, and had spent an hour wondering round looking for my car in the wrong place.
I now actually text the other half where I park my car so I can find it again (altho the current one is slightly unique and custom so easier to find) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having a chat with male doctor as he sat between my knees,stitching me up after I had my third baby. It was quite surreal and I cringe when I think about it now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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going back to when i was less than 10 yrs of age - so not sure if this counts (more embarassed my parents than me as i thought i was doing what i was supposed to do ) - at a show in blackpool - freddie and the dreamers singing a song - they sang the words 'umpa umpa' - and i shout 'stick it up your jumper' - but nobody else did - to this day i swear id do the same thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once went down on a writhing wench and came up quicker than shit off a shovel like the character on The Exorcist ,barfing all over her. She wasn't impressed."
OMG ! |
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