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Anyone have bigger balls??
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
yumsville |
Than me?
I have just caught and released a spider to fucking big, I had to use a bloody Tupperware container!
The thing was in my friikkken bedroom!
It came from behind my radiator!
WHERE MY BATH TOWEL IS!!!!!!!!!
faaaaaaaaaaaaaak! I could have had been drying myself in the morning on that fuck!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"this shit was the size on my fucking palm! fak a duck!"
I had a ginormous one sitting on my toilet seat. When you've got to go you've got to go.
They do seem to be really large at the moment. I have to break through a web at my front door every morning to leave the house.
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"I had a ginormous one sitting on my toilet seat. When you've got to go you've got to go.
They do seem to be really large at the moment. I have to break through a web at my front door every morning to leave the house.
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We've noticed more of them about! Thankfully we've a fully trained Spidey Slayer of a cat. You shout "Spider!" And she will not rest until she's eaten it. She's a heck of a climber too! |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
yumsville |
"I've bigger balls..cos I leave them alone(and take pics of them)"
I did actually take a pic of it ... I'd never be believed - so I'm gonna scare the shit out of a few tomorrow ... wwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuurrrrghhhhhhhrrrrr |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
yumsville |
"I had a ginormous one sitting on my toilet seat. When you've got to go you've got to go.
They do seem to be really large at the moment. I have to break through a web at my front door every morning to leave the house.
We've noticed more of them about! Thankfully we've a fully trained Spidey Slayer of a cat. You shout "Spider!" And she will not rest until she's eaten it. She's a heck of a climber too!"
I need one, this shit waited till I was comfy then thought it's take a bloody stroll. Only took a few steps and it was 6ft up!
Arsehole bit is trying to wrestle a spider in a dressing gown that isn't tied properly uerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! dont know how I didnt fucking cry! |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Yeap... A cornered mouse jumped ( yeap jumped!!) from the floor.. onto my left tit, over my shoulder and off to the floor behind me! My balls so big i got a wheelbarrow! (Mrs!)   "
pmsl ... creepy bastard things! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine has 23 tarantulas and 2 bearded dragons. I look after them while he's away on holiday, they're fun to handle but it frikkin hurts when one bites... |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine has 23 tarantulas and 2 bearded dragons. I look after them while he's away on holiday, they're fun to handle but it frikkin hurts when one bites..."
you win!! 23 tarantulas
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine has 23 tarantulas and 2 bearded dragons. I look after them while he's away on holiday, they're fun to handle but it frikkin hurts when one bites...you win!! 23 tarantulas"
Two of them cant be handled as their bite is quite nasty, the others are fine it just leaves you a bit numb. |
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I cant rest is spiders are in the house, they give me the right heebeejeebee`s, shivering at the thought and the memeory of getting out the shower and drying myself off to feel something tickling my arm, thought it was a hair till I looked down and there it was crawling up my arm, I proper freaked out and my ex came running up the stairs as he thought I had had an accident or something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bending over washing the youngest's hair in the bath the other night and had a spider lower it's self right by my eye
Not sure who screamed louder me or the kids
Funny thing was it's always me that catches the things and puts them out 
As others have said they seam to be lots bigger this year  |
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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago
yumsville |
"I might put some kind of tape on my ledge or something. No idea why or HOW they are attracted to MY 2" window gap, 20ft up a wall!
Old-fashioned fly paper? "
mmmm but fuck. what a bloody cheek! It will decorate my wall if it comes back |
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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago
Altrincham |
Got a couple of itsy bitseys living here, I employ then to take care of the flies. They appear to be quite happy.
Now me wee pyranah, well that was a bit of a tought nut, or at least it was until it's pal ate it 
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