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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...
But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...
But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done."
Thats a mums job to fib. hope he is ok xxxx   |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
I had to lie to my mother about where I was when on a social meet and she phoned...to then be questioned on the next call...
I didn't lie as such just said I was out for a drink, I think that was ok as it wasn't a lie just not the whole truth  |
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told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol
(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol) |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol
(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)"
You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol  |
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"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol
(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol "
What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel???  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol
(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol
What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel??? "
Lol, I would love to see your face if he did.  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...
But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done.Thats a mums job to fib. hope he is ok xxxx "
He's fine, a big tough lad! Well, a mummy bosie, his favourite cuddly and a monkey sticky plaster all helped too  xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel really guilty.
Went to put my granddaughters bike back in the garage and realised her Dressing table( hidden birthday pressie ) was in the garage  Had to slam the door and say i couldn't fit it in.
She was in tears as her bike is her pride and joy as it was getting wet  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Earlier this evening. I had to tell the hairdressers that I had paid £50 for a promotional offer when I talked the rep down to £30. I'm having my hair cut tomorrow so I hope they're not reading this.
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Oooh, i just remembered the other one today... (I'm such a bad mum)
Told the weeman he wouldn't like solero ice lollies and palmed him off with a traffic light fruit juice one instead... The solero are MINE! hahahaha |
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"It was a small one. Today. How small?"
Tiny
I didn't want to do something tonight so I said I had to work late. I did work late so technically it wasn't a fib... just a bit of a stretch of the truth.
I generally don't bother to tell lies... I have such a shit memory I'd forget and trip myself up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told a college it wasn't his fault that a job was fucked up. In reality it was but laying the blame would have served no purpose and may have had him less effective for the rest of the month. Sometimes you need to work the situation sometimes the truth sometimes not circumstances need to be taken into account. |
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Tuesday. I told my sister that it didn't matter that she hadn't actually checked the timetable for the pool (she had asked us to go swimming and I specifically asked what time the kids swim was on a Tuesday and she said 9.30 but didn't check). I was actually pretty annoyed... |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Somebody said "what's afoot?"
"It's eleven inches" I replied.
On here, you may find it closer to 7"  "
Lol, too true.
Never ask a fab fella distance to park your car is all I'd say... "Yeah love, move it 12 inches" *CRUNCH* lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol
(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol
What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel??? "
Say no worries dad, you can borrow mine! |
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