My extra long double ender wore thin and now serves as a standin skipping rope when friends feel like a change of play tactics. My local vicar uses the shell for a good dose of liquid lunch, after arriving back from the cottage he shares with the organist. He keeps it with him on his way back in case when he's caught short the loo he drops into has a gloryhole in the wall. He pushes it in the hole to keep it blocked, preventing anyone recognising him. A tgirl across town went in, slipped on the wet floor and got impaled on it, and stuck her own took through, as she was so embarrassed to have anything but real cock up her, whilst out in public. Her swollen organ was dripping by the time she escaped, but the vicar had rushed off as he was running late for a choir circle meet. |
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