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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy, so I'd like to propose a challenge.
You send me a message titled "joke" and on the topic , write what you want this joke to be about. ANYTHING goes.
To make matters even better, I'll spilt jokes into three categories. Short jokes, like Q&A, mid length jokes, and stories.
Anyone interested, it'll help me think and keep us both entertainmed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the difference between my cock and brussel sprouts.?
Not a lot really they re both repulsive and only in my wifes mouth at Christmas..  "
my hero! |
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"Why not just get our jokes here?
Oh........I get it.........you just want lots of messages
Oh and I want a joke about Brussels sprouts"
whats the difference between brussels sprouts and bogies??
you can't get kids to eat sprouts |
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"I want a joke about Sumatran flora and fauna"
best i can do for you on this one
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!
before anyone questions it... it is a sumatran tiger |
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"I wanted one about an orang utan  "
Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.
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Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?
A: A who-rang-utang!
there ya go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate has just married a lovely eastern european girl, perfect in every way except it takes her three days to hoover the flat...turns out she's a slovak |
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