If your Fab persona was a superhero/villian what would be your name and your power? And who, from the forums, would be your nemesis and what would be their name and power?
My name would be Malicious Mammory Girl, my power would be hypnotising men with my Bountiful Bazookas (dispatching with a whallop those that resist).
My eternal nemesis is Tina Titz, otherwise known as The Titanium Tittilator! Her power is to always exceed mine and her only limit is the kryptonite that is Paypal!
We are locked in an eternal battle of massive mammory proportions which can only end in destruction of the planet.
I haven't worked out which one is the villian yet...probably Tina cos I'm all nice n shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As my name suggests, I used to be a superhero, but I got laid off during the financial crash. My superpower was being able to wiggle my ears to blow dust into the baddies eyes. |
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"As my name suggests, I used to be a superhero, but I got laid off during the financial crash. My superpower was being able to wiggle my ears to blow dust into the baddies eyes."
If you were still in the business who would be your nemesis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But my thread has furry things, scaly things, creepy crawly things and things with wings!
Well my thread has power and intrique and fights to the death!"
And wiggly ears. |
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"But my thread has furry things, scaly things, creepy crawly things and things with wings!
Well my thread has power and intrique and fights to the death!
And wiggly ears."
Yes, power and intrique and fights to the death and wiggly ears! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I am obviously a heroine and my name is Tina Titz the titivating temptress. My power is to keep Aussie wenches in their place.
My eternal nemesis is Malicious Mammory Waltzing Matilda whose super power is to stand upside down and avoid being hit in the face by her mammories.
We are locked in a battle over the merits of haggis and blackjacks and it can only end when one of us gets the quickening in Brigadoon |
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I am obviously a heroine and my name is Tina Titz the titivating temptress. My power is to keep Aussie wenches in their place.
My eternal nemesis is Malicious Mammory Waltzing Matilda whose super power is to stand upside down and avoid being hit in the face by her mammories.
We are locked in a battle over the merits of haggis and blackjacks and it can only end when one of us gets the quickening in Brigadoon "
The only hope for planet Earth is for someone to invent blackjack flavoured haggis to placate us both! |
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