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If there was anything you could do and get away with it...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

....... without anyone finding out, what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bank transfer a substantial amount of money into my account

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Your mum."
My mum will be getting a complex you know ya fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Capture and drag that Platinum laden asteroid into my back garden, bury it and sell off bits of it each week.

Seemed easier than getting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum.My mum will be getting a complex you know ya fucker

That's not the only thing she'll be getting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad.

That should ease your mother's complex.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone I shouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad.

That should ease your mother's complex. "

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someone I shouldn't.

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Well I am shocked.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Your dad.

That should ease your mother's complex. "
It should do he has been dead 10 years.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Blow up parliament with every MP (yeah, I know, fat chance of getting them all there) inside, wiping out the lot of them.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Blow up parliament with every MP (yeah, I know, fat chance of getting them all there) inside, wiping out the lot of them."
Ooooh I say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad.

That should ease your mother's complex. It should do he has been dead 10 years.

Well, you did say nobody would know about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blow up parliament with every MP (yeah, I know, fat chance of getting them all there) inside, wiping out the lot of them."

Just email them saying theres a vote for a 25% payrise at 3pm- watch the greedy fuckers poke their snouts in for a full house then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Capture and drag that Platinum laden asteroid into my back garden, bury it and sell off bits of it each week.

Seemed easier than getting a meet.

"
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fix the lottery and share the spoils with family and a few friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blow up parliament with every MP (yeah, I know, fat chance of getting them all there) inside, wiping out the lot of them."

Tell them there's a bonus for turning up that day.

For me, I have an ex-wife who is due a lot of payback.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Shove a ten foot red hot poker up Dick Cheney's arse up to the hilt.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Shove a ten foot red hot poker up Dick Cheney's arse up to the hilt.

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Nice!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Someone I shouldn't.

Well I am shocked.

It's a shame really but the wankbank remains full.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would spend a day doing absolutely nothing for anyone.....just relaxing and eating and drinking.....

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Blow up parliament with every MP (yeah, I know, fat chance of getting them all there) inside, wiping out the lot of them.

Ooooh I say.

It'd be a shame not to take full advantage of such an opportunity.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would spend a day doing absolutely nothing for anyone.....just relaxing and eating and drinking....."
Bugger, I was hoping for something more exciting from you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd fuck Prince William's wife Katie...a Royal fuck with no come back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Compulsory sex change for those who speak out against violence to women yet actually then advocate it.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

I would spend the day kissing and cuddling with as many people as possible in a huge bed. ..... With food and drink and good music on tap. .. With lots of cats to stroke and a few dogs to pet..... All good company. .. Every body shape. .. All good craic....Then out into a massive hottub and carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a significant amount of cash, pay my debts off then vanish so the crap that is ex cant find me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would spend a day doing absolutely nothing for anyone.....just relaxing and eating and drinking.....Bugger, I was hoping for something more exciting from you.

Sorry....I really am quite tired at the moment....holiday next week so should be back to fully charged thereafter!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would spend a day doing absolutely nothing for anyone.....just relaxing and eating and drinking.....Bugger, I was hoping for something more exciting from you.

Sorry....I really am quite tired at the moment....holiday next week so should be back to fully charged thereafter!

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Going anywhere nice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would spend a day doing absolutely nothing for anyone.....just relaxing and eating and drinking.....Bugger, I was hoping for something more exciting from you.

Sorry....I really am quite tired at the moment....holiday next week so should be back to fully charged thereafter!

Going anywhere nice?

Just camping with the kids...and a bit of sailing!....oh and kicking it all off with party night on Saturday....mummy and daddy fun

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Your mum."

mmmmmm .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have sex with my best mates wife who is always flirting

But I'd never betray his trust so one day with no come backs would be interesting ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ I really killed this thread

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Christ I really killed this thread

I like your eye avatar.

There see!

The thread rages on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd move to another country and circumvent all of the paperwork that comes with emigration.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn everyone into a free lovin' hippie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bank transfer a substantial amount of money into my account

This

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Delete Facebook from the internet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Delete Facebook from the internet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chop some peoples typing fingers off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

on a purely materialistic level acquire some money somehow to live comfortably without all the worry i have now - on a lustful level definately bend some of the straight ladies on here

S x

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

Greater London

Do a whirlwind Amsterdam trip of the clubs with some friends.... That would be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would do Kelly Brooke! Multiple times in multiple positions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would do Kelly Brooke! Multiple times in multiple positions.

I'd become bi for Kelly Brook!!