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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
I'm jumping on the positive bandwagon to make a pink fluffy thread. Some of us have hung around like bad pennies for a while... we should be able to share some of the good shit...
What's a good thing to read on a profile? Which part is it that makes you smile and think that you want to approach that person? It's not all about approaching everyone after all.
Or is that where I'm going wrong? 
I like it when I can tell instantly that there's humour. I read the blurb first. I'm betting some look at the pics first? There are words that I really like. Lots of them usually. I like the long winded waffles. I relate you see. To waffling. I know you're shocked.
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
A well written, decent profile that tells me something about the person/people.
Good username - some really do put me off.
Decent pictures... no multitude of angles of a cock (I prefer no cock on public at all, but I'm maybe weird) and no shots a gynaecologist would blush at for the ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jumping on the positive bandwagon to make a pink fluffy thread. Some of us have hung around like bad pennies for a while... we should be able to share some of the good shit...
What's a good thing to read on a profile? Which part is it that makes you smile and think that you want to approach that person? It's not all about approaching everyone after all.
Or is that where I'm going wrong?
I like it when I can tell instantly that there's humour. I read the blurb first. I'm betting some look at the pics first? There are words that I really like. Lots of them usually. I like the long winded waffles. I relate you see. To waffling. I know you're shocked.
What gets your attention? "
A nice arse |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A well written, decent profile that tells me something about the person/people.
Good username - some really do put me off.
Decent pictures... no multitude of angles of a cock (I prefer no cock on public at all, but I'm maybe weird) and no shots a gynaecologist would blush at for the ladies."
Not weird. Once you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all... give or take the remote control. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something unusual on the text....one recently was like a car ad, really made me chuckle...oh and six pack pics, I do love a guy with a 6 pack or wearing a suit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will meet smokers and social drinkers or don't drink is a must for us then we read ! Pics that look real with recent dates.... Less pics of cocks and pussy the better and pics with sexy outfits and dressed is good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like profiles that make me think 'hmmm, if we met, we can chat a load of bollocks about all sorts and not be offended but still have hours upon hours of fabulous sex and then have more to talk about!'
In terms of pictures. I love eyes, lips and seductiveness..
...my profile is shit.
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It may not be one specific bit, but how the whole lot of a profile assembles a good vibe from someone. A great warm smile is lovely to see, and instantly inviting and a breath of fresh air often. If someone is more than a mechanical sex machine, is a decent open and warm person then they have full consideration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something unusual on the text....one recently was like a car ad, really made me chuckle...oh and six pack pics, I do love a guy with a 6 pack or wearing a suit.
expect a pm from Shagtonight now"
Oh, does he have a six pack, I've never seen him mention it  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A profile can interest me and entice me to want to get to know someone, but not turn me on."
Yeah I'm rarely turned on by a profile but I was stealing the title of the profile turn off thread... I figured there has to be positive things that everyone sees when they read a profile... not so much about an instant boner. |
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37 year old blind athlete loves to give prolonged yoni massage in his mansion
5 foot 3 in his socks
5 foot 11 if standing on his wallet
Hilariously dark sense of humour
Enjoys sensual recreational sex and wine.
Knows Bacchanalia ins't just a bar in Manchester.
Understands why Epicurus was misunderstood.
Loves licking pussy till it's squeaky clean ......
Haaa haaaaaaaaaa ( the last one was a lie ..... ) That must be visually discernable in their eyes.
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