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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
oooh profile bingo for me...
professional, genuine, clean, moans about timewasters etc.
Hate a multitude of cock pics, or the kind a gynae text book would shy away from for being too intimate.
Love ones that are a list of don'ts, and ones that slag off other peoples choices always a hit (for the block button that is)
Long winded rants (and yes I know my profile is ranty) and that damned sydney university rubbish, especially when its longer than the profile...
And pet hate, the type "rainbow coloured unicorn poo" as the title of your message so I know you have read this far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont really like profiles that say only to contact them if you are thinking of regular meets...
I just cant work that out...have the fucking meet and see how it goes
*I'm lucky enough to have some friends I meet again..but we never had to agree we'd meet again before even meeting each other! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it's demanding !!! We won't,,, we only.... No no no and we want want want ... Makes the profile like your going for a job interview or if you meet you've one first prize lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they guarantee something.
I guarantee to make you squirt, I guarantee to make you cum.
Actually loads put me off in a profile, but that one definitely makes me delete.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything pretentious or bragging in a username.
Anyone that says they are a bull (or Dom)
Anyone that uses txt spk.
Anyone that has pictures of themselves barebacking.
And to some extent someone that has had a lot of meetings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do not like aggressive, high handed, and arrogant profiles full of selfish demands that use a lot of CAPITAL LETTERS to tell the bloody morons that inhabit Fab to read their vitriolic diatribe before having they have effrontery to reply.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......
I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've tried all sorts with my profile."
I've just put what I can't be bothered to keep telling men over and over. Now I just direct them to my profile when they ask questions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women whos say I only want the most attractive clean males, when there Cleary punching above there weight
Also one that asks for face pics when they have no photos at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......
I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessary"
really , we only put that on after a barrage of crap can I fuck the wife etc tie her up and one prikc even asked if he could have her for a night   bring home the next day .....ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We updated ours a little while back, just humour.
All moaning and to many no this, no that.
Genuine blah blah, you can never tell who is genuine until you meet.
Her |
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There are a few things but the main one is having a photo of genitals, male or female, as the avatar photo. If I want to see them I will look at the other photos in the gallery but I really hate them being shoved in my face every time I am just trying to read a message or a comment on the forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are a few things but the main one is having a photo of genitals, male or female, as the avatar photo. If I want to see them I will look at the other photos in the gallery but I really hate them being shoved in my face every time I am just trying to read a message or a comment on the forum."
Not that anyone noticed lol our avatar pic only tonight is my sky control v my cocke the diet type  |
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"There are a few things but the main one is having a photo of genitals, male or female, as the avatar photo. If I want to see them I will look at the other photos in the gallery but I really hate them being shoved in my face every time I am just trying to read a message or a comment on the forum.
Not that anyone noticed lol our avatar pic only tonight is my sky control v my cocke the diet type "
I would rather see genitalia than diet . that stuffs a killer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting to grips with it now. However when they request more pics and not come forward with ANY of themselves. You just know it is going to be a waste of time. |
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1) Someone claiming to be a dom looking for a new sub and directing people to 'apply within sluts' how pig headed!
2) "oh your sister swings too. Can we have a threesome?". Erm no, never and not in a million years spring to mind.
3) boasting about how they're gonna fill you with their massive manhood to then post a pic of a tiny mushroom.
4) people that have a fantasy sex story as their profile details.
5) People why have no pic and no details at all. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
People who think they are too good for a lot of others on this site and refer to others "punching above their weight" and similar. They can't predict who and what others will find attractive.
Arrogance is a huge turn-off. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I don't really like it when people state a racial preference, be it positive or negative discrimination. Seems very crass to write it down."
I see it as being clear about what I'm looking for. Why waste the time of people I won't want to meet.
Why should having a racial preference be any different to expressing a preference for tall people or women with big boobs, or to saying they don't want to meet fat people?
It's not an insult to any race/short people/women with small boobs/fat people, it's saying they're not interested in meeting that demographic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......
I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessaryreally , we only put that on after a barrage of crap can I fuck the wife etc tie her up and one prikc even asked if he could have her for a night bring home the next day .....ffs "
Yes really, I fully understand why you have it on there, but by simply setting your mail filter you can block them contacting you, no more crap. A lot of people don't even read your profile so having on there doesn't stop em messaging you anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who think they are too good for a lot of others on this site and refer to others "punching above their weight" and similar. They can't predict who and what others will find attractive.
Arrogance is a huge turn-off."
Punching |
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The ones who have got "will fill in later" as their profile text, especially if they've been on site for more than a month.
And the ones who put "just ask" or even just a couple of full stops. 
Then there's the milf and cougar hunters, the most annoying ones ate those who are just a couple of years younger than me! Do they really think I'll be flattered that they are only interested cos of my age?
Add in dodgy usernames (bashyerholesin or pussyannihilater) a succession of bareback pics with clearly different women, pics which show lots of a woman but just a tiny bit of flesh that may or may not belong to the single man who's profile it is, pics from a wedding with five other people pixelated out, pics where they are pulling a 'humorous' face, pics where they are sticking their tongue out. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Athletic" when they mean lean but scrawny, or that they do a bit of sport once a week (or at least watch some on the television with a beer or three).
"Average" when they mean chunky (at best). |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Poor English.
Any mention of what they want to do with their cum and particularly any mention of wanting to deposit it on faces.
Guarantees of making meets squirt or an apparent fixation on making meets squirt.
Any wording along the lines of "we're all here for the same thing so I expect you to meet me for sex without any chat or getting to know me".
Any suggestion that they disrespect women and just want an appropriate hole to empty their load in. Saying they're looking for filthy sluts to use or degrade. Any indication that any hole is a goal and that they are either not at all fussy, or desperate. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Poor English.
Any mention of what they want to do with their cum and particularly any mention of wanting to deposit it on faces.
Guarantees of making meets squirt or an apparent fixation on making meets squirt.
Any wording along the lines of "we're all here for the same thing so I expect you to meet me for sex without any chat or getting to know me".
Any suggestion that they disrespect women and just want an appropriate hole to empty their load in. Saying they're looking for filthy sluts to use or degrade. Any indication that any hole is a goal and that they are either not at all fussy, or desperate."
All of this.
And guaranteed hours of oral. Boring. Oral is good when done supremely well. But even then 'hours' of it would be boring.
Any indication that their experience is only the sum total of porn they've read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of capital letters and lists of no-no's with very little other information."
I also should add that I'm not a fan of the badly wrapped kebab pictures that so many people seem to think are alluring. I have no interest in seeing someone uterus thank you very much.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ones that are too long, too serious, vulgar crude language, ones that say they like a woman in heels dressed to impress or want to try new things, ones who like bareback. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really like it when people state a racial preference, be it positive or negative discrimination. Seems very crass to write it down."
It may seem crass to you but it serves a purpose and acts as a filter. It's not there to offend. It's funny that you don't seem to be as offended by those that say "no single guys" |
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"I started replying to this and then decided that I'm the fussiest bastard ever!
Nothing wrong with that  "
It takes me less than 10 seconds to think yes/no when I look at a profile. I think that's why I hang around the forums. |
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