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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my late Husband was with me ,we met a rather nice Guy for a social,arranged to meet a week later back to his.I am in my undies he is down on me, Hubby has the top of the range HD video Camera in his hands, the door fly's open and this irate lady is standing there screaming her head off ,I am trying to dress.Hubby is trying to protect his pride and Joy his HD Camera.we fall out the door straight into the Car and away.I still have the footage. Kate |
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A pub let my dog n me in for the first time Saturday evening.....as long as she was on a lead and I didn't feed her stuff to make her puke.....joked the land lord.....how amused was i to look down at the floor and see a big puddle of piss on his nice new floorboards...the dog was in kennels the previous week and they had not bothered to give her her incontinence pills....
I made some feeble excuse about spilling my pint and asked for a cloth.........
Devastated....
Awkwardly beat a hasty retreat...
Oh the shame
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By (user no longer on site)
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"once split my foreskin givin my then gfs sister anal  cos she wouldnt do anal. she came home that day and said i could try that night!!! Painful memory  "
Wait what?
So you fucked your gf sister in the ass Coz your gf wouldn't let you.
You split your foreskin doing so and the exact same night your gf comes home and says that you can fuck her ass. So you did?
That's not awkward that's a Jeremy kyle plot
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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Forgetting I had a tampon in when I decided it was toytime.
Cringing as I wondered whether to go to the minor injuries unit to retrieve it.. cause my ex HATED me using toys.
He dug it out.. he was not impressed  |
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"Forgetting I had a tampon in when I decided it was toytime.
Cringing as I wondered whether to go to the minor injuries unit to retrieve it.. cause my ex HATED me using toys.
He dug it out.. he was not impressed "
TMI lovely TMI  |
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