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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never once in my entire life has anybody approached or even suggested I was mildly attractive at work.
I always thought it was a myth!"
It's a myth you're attractive? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?"
Wait til at least your first review!
If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!
If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!
What could possibly go wrong!  
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?
Wait til at least your first review!
If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!
If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!
What could possibly go wrong!
A
Oh- and welcome back! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait til at least your first review!
If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!
If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!
What could possibly go wrong!
A
Oh- and welcome back! "
Plan (and thanks)!
"If anyone at work has told me they fancied me it made everything awkward after that,id rather not know "
Pffft... BUZZKILL! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait til at least your first review!
If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!
If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!
What could possibly go wrong!
A
Oh- and welcome back!
Plan (and thanks)!
If anyone at work has told me they fancied me it made everything awkward after that,id rather not know
Pffft... BUZZKILL!"
Haha .....its embarrassing!
Lust after her from afar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha .....its embarrassing!
Lust after her from afar"
I couldn't imagine you embarrassed!
Nah, I wouldn't tell her anyway - I'd just do my damnedest to make her fancy me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a colleague who made it obvious he wanted me. He brought me back nipple clamps and a remote egg from Amsterdam. His relationship status was the passion killer for me |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Wait until your probationary period is over (if there is one). Then get her d*unk at the Christmas party and lay on the charm. You can then deny all knowledge afterwards with a few well placed "fuck, I was slaughtered; how did I get home?" comments.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wait until your probationary period is over (if there is one). Then get her d*unk at the Christmas party and lay on the charm. You can then deny all knowledge afterwards with a few well placed "fuck, I was slaughtered; how did I get home?" comments. "
I've had this pulled on me more than once and it's never fooled anyone. But then I'm not the boss! |
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