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You can't be serious ?? Did the nazis win the war lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was out with the family for a meal and kinda posh the place .. Ordering the food and noticed the big breakfast !!seved only till 11... Ok I understand
Lunch menu seved only till 2 !! Ye get that as we'll
Tea time starts at 4 and nearly 5
 cooking...
I order gammon steak chips and peas a portion of onion rings and for the perfect finish!!!!
And can I have a fried egg on top of the gammon???
Replie... Sorry sir we don't do eggs after 4... 
Why?? That's just the policy/rules
Do you have eggs?? Yes of course
Ok can I have one then? Sorry policy
Ok can chef fry an egg? Of course
So no reason other than the policy? Yes
You see this is how the whole country would be if the Germans had one the feckin war  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazing! No eggs.
A little old man went into a butchers and asked for a nice piece of cod.
The butcher said "We don't sell cod, how about some bacon?"
The old gent said "Yes please and I'll have a piece of cod as well."
Butcher said "We don't sell cod, do you want some sausages with that?"
The old guy said "yes please, and don't forget the cod!"
The butcher said "We do not sell cod! No cod!" And he spelt it out to be clear "No C O D F"
The old guy looked confused and said "There is no F in cod?"
Butcher "Yes, that is what I have been trying to tell you!" |
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At least the trains here may have ran on time and, for those who prefer blondes like myself, there may have been some better sex happening. I hasten to add that I am not the product of any eugenics exercise, as far as I am aware. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy. "
I think I've just fallen a little bit in love with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy. "
Best. Response. Ever.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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It's pity you didn't have Monty and the Dessert Rats with you. He would have shelled the place, no yolk about that. From close range, too, just where they could see the whites. Then you could have had your eggs and the dessert of your choice with no petty restrictions.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It's pity you didn't have Monty and the Dessert Rats with you. He would have shelled the place, no yolk about that. From close range, too, just where they could see the whites. Then you could have had your eggs and the dessert of your choice with no petty restrictions. "
Or they could have scrambled the RAF!  
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There is a theory that any post, blog etc which is left to run long enough will eventually have a reference to Nazis in it. This one didn't even bother waiting just jamp straight in. And I still don't get it. Did the description of the item in the menu state comes with a fried egg or that fried egg was an available side order? If not no grounds for complaint. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
A few days ago, I was sitting in a pub when the barman shouted the phrase "last orders" - I must confess to being shocked to the core. I immediately got up and stormed out in disgust at this disgraceful promotion of nazi values and promotion of their final solution.
After all and as we all know, in terms of chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy. "
A very good reply but not quite true. Apparently it was the other way around.
It was because the Poles refused to sell eggs 24/7 that a high ranking Nazi, namely Himmler, who was also a poultry farmer (that bit really is true) lobbied Hitler to force the Poles to eat more eggs and the rest is history. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy.
Best. Response. Ever.
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Very kind, I must admit I amused myself...... |
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy.
I think I've just fallen a little bit in love with you "
Now I see what I did! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy.
Best. Response. Ever.
Very kind, I must admit I amused myself......"
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"I'm afraid the OP is completely right, Hitler ordered the annexing of Poland after discovering a cafe in the west of Warsaw was serving eggs Benedict as part of their evening menu. This enraged the Furher who felt eggs were either a breakfast or lunch item.
Thankfully Britain took a stand against this oeuf inspired tyranny and established the right to egg at any time of day.
I for one will not be visiting the aforementioned cafe with its abhorrent egg policy.
Best. Response. Ever.
Very kind, I must admit I amused myself......"
When i read it, i was actually picturing what reactions 2 lecturers at my uni would have to it. |
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