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Wanted - 1 sidekick
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Wanted 1 sidekick for nefarious mirth making activities and to assist in world domination. Must have own Whoopee Cushion.
Please list particulars, qualifications and what you bring to the role
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have glasses I can remove and look entirely different, I can do a good Penfold impression and since world domination requires logistical planning par excellence I am great at colour coding spreadsheets. I'd need watching though since there is a very naughty streak that could turn evil if unchecked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape. "
Good to see ya back Lib... though there must have been a hole in the trunk I locked you in as well as ya cape  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Tina, I fear I am more of a thorn in the side than a sidekick.
Just in case though, I do own a cushion of whoop, a plastic moustache, a green wig, pink suede boots and green suede shoes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.
You took your time didn't you 
It was a big hole. 
And screw you Steve!"
Well I missed you!
Have you been somewhere?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.
You're back! And all hairless.
He still has more hair than me.
He's lost his beardy.
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New job, had to make an effort.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.
You're back! And all hairless.
He still has more hair than me.
He's lost his beardy.
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And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.
You're back! And all hairless.
He still has more hair than me.
He's lost his beardy.
New job, had to make an effort. "
WB Libi.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave."
Pfft, you watch all the hipsters walking around with my barnet next week...
"WB Libi. "
*Tips hat* |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave.
Pfft, you watch all the hipsters walking around with my barnet next week...
WB Libi.
*Tips hat*"
That grew back fast! I know it was a full super moon this week but that's fast. |
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Prosthetic arse should also fix any camel toe issues if positioned on the skew. Im off for world domination solo, if I can get my pc to boot up and fix my ticket booking, as Im not brave enough to run past airport security without a ticket just yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project
This week Derby, next week the world!! "
Seconded. He looks amazing in leopard print |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project
This week Derby, next week the world!! "
It was my green shoes wasn't it? I'll have to become an evil nemesis now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id be an ace side kick.. tina with boobs like ours we can just squish the bad guys heads til the pop..
I dont have a whoopie cushion but gimme a tin of heinz and i can produce a gas that even rats run away from |
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