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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Spurs fans are automatically deducted points for already having a chicken on a ball emblem on their badge.

I am exempt as chief judge and adjudicator.

Nek nominate whoever you like. Extra points for boas and peacock feathers.

Bonus prizes for cock o the north , chirpy cockney sparrow and ugliest turkey neck.

Choking the chicken may result in disqualification if caught.

No fly by nights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we are not allowed to name and shame .... you're naughty !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tarring and feathering could be an option

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that'll out 'em

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont own any fowl.

However:

In regards to chatting shit and being a cock Id make most peoples Top 5s I reckon

This isnt a problem to me and Im happy to give a speech after all the votes are in and my reckoning is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rooster Cogburn .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A foghorn legover may be in order

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Can we self nominate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we self nominate?"

Was nominate the word you were looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was in junior school the "cock" was usually the hardest boy in school (not his cock)and as he is not here I have know idea who is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the a guess who game ?

I pick you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As an invigilator I can't be nominated

Cock a leekie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As an invigilator I can't be nominated

Cock a leekie"

OOO bet ya cock-a-hoop at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Beat me to it

Cockburns

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine by atleast an inch! Ooo wrong thread! Thought it was smallest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

here is mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Coq au vin

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been to Cockermouth if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone know the way to cockfosters?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know the way to cockfosters?"

Drink it warm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's this post about I don't get it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"here is mine "

That's a hen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"here is mine

That's a hen "

More like an easterchick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/14 23:01:41]

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban "

A ban is just like short break,

Go on I dare you

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By *iguy39Man  over a year ago

manchester

Me

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban "

Surely there's more than one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one! "

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day "

Today has been a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You called, m'lord?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day

Today has been a good day! "

Indeed it has

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Captain peacock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day"

*waves*

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Captain peacock"

In the cellar with the giant dildo?!

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By *dsindyTV/TS  over a year ago

East Lancashire

Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day

*waves*"

*waves back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

"

we couldn't possibly comment

Cockatoos

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

He will be cockahoop to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought size does not matter!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Captain peacock"

Chris Peacock and his brother Drew

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one! "

They dont have to be male either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different .

Good thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There seems to be quite a few about today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]"

Bit harsh, I don't think all men are tossers.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either"

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist! "

and nieve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]

Bit harsh, I don't think all men are tossers."

They so are!

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve"

Who's she?

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve

Who's she? "

Adam's Mrs. (not fabs Adam)

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve

Who's she?

Adam's Mrs. (not fabs Adam)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different .

Good thread "

Shh!

Shuttlecock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different .

Good thread

Shh!

Shuttlecock"

I'll shhhh with a cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different .

Good thread

Shh!

Shuttlecock

I'll shhhh with a cocktail "

its a deal

Spatchcock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Un coq au vin grand

= a cock in a lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The biggest lorry on fab.

Hancock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is or has?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The choice is yours

Buzzcocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So YOU say

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I just wanted to say COCK

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You. Well somebody had to say it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been to Cockermouth if that's any good "

I live in Cockermouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why am I not surprised?

Cocklington

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