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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

God knows what possessed me but I just made some plum chutney. It's in the saucepan bubbling away but it looks quite runny, is it supposed to?

Best regards

Delia Nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It will do but once chilled the pectin in the fruit will set...I might be talking bollocks but I do think it's thickens once cooled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think so whilst it's in the pan and then thickens up when it's time to set?

Nigella CL

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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Thank you to the above members of the Fab Womens Institute, I will turn it off now and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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Cor! It doesn't half smell nice and it looks ok too.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please.... "

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters"

Ha ha fair enough

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think I might make some red onion jam it's lovely with some cheese

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

"

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey guys...hold your plums MrsNotsoNice is turning them into chutney

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"I think I might make some red onion jam it's lovely with some cheese "

Go on, tell me how its made I can feel a new five minute wonder hobby coming on

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Hey guys...hold your plums MrsNotsoNice is turning them into chutney "

watch out because they have to be halved, twisted then diced

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

It's worth making some passata and freezing it if you've got a tomato glut. Great in stews and pasta in the autumn and winter.

Fanny Craddock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey guys...hold your plums MrsNotsoNice is turning them into chutney

watch out because they have to be halved, twisted then diced "

runs like the wind out of the room

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"It's worth making some passata and freezing it if you've got a tomato glut. Great in stews and pasta in the autumn and winter.

Fanny Craddock "

I will google a recipe, I used to freeze the tomatoes whole and I made something from a Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (my secret crush) book once that was very nice

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Hey guys...hold your plums MrsNotsoNice is turning them into chutney

watch out because they have to be halved, twisted then diced

runs like the wind out of the room"

Best you do because you don't want to know what I had to do with a cinnamon stick

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

2kg red onions or regular onions

4 garlic cloves

140g butter

4 tbsp olive oil

140g golden caster sugar

1 tbsp fresh thyme leaf

pinch of chilli flakes (optional)

75cl bottle red wine

350ml sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar

200ml port

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Halve and thinly slice the onions, then thinly slice the garlic. Melt the butter with the oil in a large, heavy-based saucepan over a high heat. Tip in the onions and garlic and give them a good stir so they are glossed with butter. Sprinkle over the sugar, thyme leaves, chilli flakes if using and some salt and pepper. Give everything another really good stir and reduce the heat slightly. Cook uncovered for 40-50 minutes, stirring occasionally. The onions are ready when all their juices have evaporated, they’re really soft and sticky and smell of sugar caramelising. They should be so soft that they break when pressed against the side of the pan with a wooden spoon. Slow cooking is the secret of really soft and sticky onions, so don't rush this part.

Pour in the wine, vinegar and port and simmer everything, still uncovered, over a high heat for 25-30 minutes, stirring every so often until the onions are a deep mahogany colour and the liquid has reduced by about two-thirds. It’s done when drawing a spoon across the bottom of the pan clears a path that fills rapidly with syrupy juice. Leave the onions to cool in the pan, then scoop into sterilised jars and seal. Can be eaten straight away, but keeps in the fridge for up to 3 months.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Halve and thinly slice the onions, then thinly slice the garlic. Melt the butter with the oil in a large, heavy-based saucepan over a high heat. Tip in the onions and garlic and give them a good stir so they are glossed with butter. Sprinkle over the sugar, thyme leaves, chilli flakes if using and some salt and pepper. Give everything another really good stir and reduce the heat slightly. Cook uncovered for 40-50 minutes, stirring occasionally. The onions are ready when all their juices have evaporated, they’re really soft and sticky and smell of sugar caramelising. They should be so soft that they break when pressed against the side of the pan with a wooden spoon. Slow cooking is the secret of really soft and sticky onions, so don't rush this part.

Pour in the wine, vinegar and port and simmer everything, still uncovered, over a high heat for 25-30 minutes, stirring every so often until the onions are a deep mahogany colour and the liquid has reduced by about two-thirds. It’s done when drawing a spoon across the bottom of the pan clears a path that fills rapidly with syrupy juice. Leave the onions to cool in the pan, then scoop into sterilised jars and seal. Can be eaten straight away, but keeps in the fridge for up to 3 months."

Thank you for taking the time to type that out Cheeky. I'll give it a go at some point. I like to have home made stuff and that sounds quite straightforward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey guys...hold your plums MrsNotsoNice is turning them into chutney

watch out because they have to be halved, twisted then diced

runs like the wind out of the room

Best you do because you don't want to know what I had to do with a cinnamon stick "

Maybe I do ....on reflection maybe I don't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It is, it's the recipe I use

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"It is, it's the recipe I use "

Thank you

I think I might have more time on my hands this autumn and winter and I would like to give things like that a try but I can' be doing with faff, it has to be straightforward or I lose interest

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It is, it's the recipe I use

Thank you

I think I might have more time on my hands this autumn and winter and I would like to give things like that a try but I can' be doing with faff, it has to be straightforward or I lose interest "

I get what you mean...lol it's great for Christmas time this recipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you do with chutney ? My mum has a jar that has been in her pantry for decades but no one knows what to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?"

Absolutely sounds divine!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What do you do with chutney ? My mum has a jar that has been in her pantry for decades but no one knows what to do with it. "

Have it with cheese, make a ploughman's, have with some baked ham, in a Sarnie etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you do with chutney ? My mum has a jar that has been in her pantry for decades but no one knows what to do with it.

Have it with cheese, make a ploughman's, have with some baked ham, in a Sarnie etc "

all the above ^^

goes well with cold turkey, bubble n squeak on Boxing Day too

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?"

cor how posh are you..?

embroidered cops..

blimey..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"What do you do with chutney ? My mum has a jar that has been in her pantry for decades but no one knows what to do with it.

Have it with cheese, make a ploughman's, have with some baked ham, in a Sarnie etc "

Also it adds a bit of a zest to a stew or casserole or even a stir fry.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?

cor how posh are you..?

embroidered cops..

blimey..

"

Lol. Embroidered napkins, I do actually use them and bone china cups but posh I ain't and I don't do it all the time its usually a mug and a bit of bog roll. I just think that a little pleasure like that is a way of brightening your life

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?"

No idea. It's too late now since it is in the jar looking all domestic godessy in the kitchen

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?

cor how posh are you..?

embroidered cops..

blimey..

Lol. Embroidered napkins, I do actually use them and bone china cups but posh I ain't and I don't do it all the time its usually a mug and a bit of bog roll. I just think that a little pleasure like that is a way of brightening your life "

afternoon tea in some places is great fun, people watching with cakes n tea..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?

No idea. It's too late now since it is in the jar looking all domestic godessy in the kitchen "

does Mr nice know you've nicked his plums..

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?

No idea. It's too late now since it is in the jar looking all domestic godessy in the kitchen

does Mr nice know you've nicked his plums.. "

I'm sure he'll find out soon enough.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?

No idea. It's too late now since it is in the jar looking all domestic godessy in the kitchen

does Mr nice know you've nicked his plums..

I'm sure he'll find out soon enough..... "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Are your plums Victoria's?

and can you make jam next time please....

No they are all my own how dare you!

Yes some are and some are another kind. I don't like jam so no I can't but I might make some tomato chutney because I seem to be getting over run with the little blighters

Ha ha fair enough

While I have my chefs hat on I might whisk up a Victoria sponge though with raspberry jam and fresh cream, could I interest you in a morsel with a cup of tea in a bone china cup and linen napkin...embroidered of course?

cor how posh are you..?

embroidered cops..

blimey..

Lol. Embroidered napkins, I do actually use them and bone china cups but posh I ain't and I don't do it all the time its usually a mug and a bit of bog roll. I just think that a little pleasure like that is a way of brightening your life

afternoon tea in some places is great fun, people watching with cakes n tea..

"

We do that a lot only we do it with coffee and a Danish its a miracle I'm not the size of a juggernaut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"on the chutney thickening, would bisto help..?

No idea. It's too late now since it is in the jar looking all domestic godessy in the kitchen

does Mr nice know you've nicked his plums..

I'm sure he'll find out soon enough.....

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to try out your plums.

...the chutney of course.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"I want to try out your plums.

...the chutney of course.

"

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok I've scrolled quickly down the thread but I didn't see the post where the OP invites us to taste the chutney. Did I miss it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok I've scrolled quickly down the thread but I didn't see the post where the OP invites us to taste the chutney. Did I miss it? "

You need to dip it, twirl it and let it drip all over..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've never had Chutney, but it sounds like some small town in the Thames Valley.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Ok I've scrolled quickly down the thread but I didn't see the post where the OP invites us to taste the chutney. Did I miss it? "

you are more than welcome to a taste of my chutney Ms Legs but it isn't even cool yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apple chutney, green bean and beetroot chutney are yummy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sorry was late on parade ... but u could have tested it by putting a tiny bit on a cold saucer or plate and let it cool - if you could see a skin forming on the top as you gently ran your finger on it then it would have been at setting point ... I havent read the whole thread in case this has been mentioned before

Mrs Beaton Minx

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"sorry was late on parade ... but u could have tested it by putting a tiny bit on a cold saucer or plate and let it cool - if you could see a skin forming on the top as you gently ran your finger on it then it would have been at setting point ... I havent read the whole thread in case this has been mentioned before

Mrs Beaton Minx "

It wasn't mentioned before . It's in the jar now and looks fine its much thicker than when it was hot but not as thick as shop chutney, as long as it tastes good.

meanwhile I have made a slight faux pas with a lemon drizzle cakes....100g too much sugar due to not reading the recipe correctly anyone who was coming round for tea and cake had better cancel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok I've scrolled quickly down the thread but I didn't see the post where the OP invites us to taste the chutney. Did I miss it?

you are more than welcome to a taste of my chutney Ms Legs but it isn't even cool yet "

Lol thanks Get the fan on I'll bring cheese and crackers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't worry with anyone from here coming I am sure they won't notice ????

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