That's a first

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have found it down the sofa in the kitchen and even in the bathroom,

But taking the sky remote to work is a first for me

And no am not seeing who has the biggest cock in work

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

My what big pockets you have!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive taken the house phone out before in the days when mobile phones were just as big

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol I wonder if someone will say Is that a sky remote in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

My ex wife used to accuse me of hogging the remote, but that's taking the piss

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Found it in my handbag many times...