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My friend Mark (who is a ninja) recently fucked a mate of a mate of a mate's Mum
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I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser.  |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser. "
In stealth mode  I guess he was in and out without her noticing  |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser.
In stealth mode I guess he was in and out without her noticing "
I just showed my friend Mark (who is a ninja) your comment and he said.
"Once you've had Mark you aint never goin bark"
He's a bit shit at rhymes unfortunately. |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser.
In stealth mode I guess he was in and out without her noticing
I just showed my friend Mark (who is a ninja) your comment and he said.
Once you've had Mark you aint never goin bark
He's a bit shit at rhymes unfortunately."
You don't really expect us to believe he's a ninja do you |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser.
In stealth mode I guess he was in and out without her noticing
I just showed my friend Mark (who is a ninja) your comment and he said.
Once you've had Mark you aint never goin bark
He's a bit shit at rhymes unfortunately."
I heard it's
"If you let Mark in, you must be barkin'" |
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I'd like to see the download on YouTube of them shagging but as I don't use digital media, could you video (betamax) him and her and post it to me. If I sneeze on the tape and post it to someone else it could go viral. |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser. "
But the guy in questions dad came home shortly afterwards and couldn't figure out what the wet stain was on the sofa |
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"I'd like to see the download on YouTube of them shagging but as I don't use digital media, could you video (betamax) him and her and post it to me. If I sneeze on the tape and post it to someone else it could go viral. "
My friend Mark (who is a ninja) has his own internet, basically a complex series of tubes crawling with very funny cats. I can arrange for you to have a tube which you can monitor Mark with? |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser. "
So your mate mark fucked a mate of a mate of a mate's mum .....
That's your mum that is .... |
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"I'm not sure the Mum even knew who he was. Mark certainly doesn't know her son, or the group of friends he hangs about with.
Hopefully due to the lack of relevance to all parties no one will be any the wiser.
So your mate mark fucked a mate of a mate of a mate's mum .....
That's your mum that is ...."
It's not right!!! It's soOooOoOoo not... ah fuck.  |
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I think my mate's dog's owner's mother's mate slept with that Mark (the ninja). But I know you are not supposed to name and shame here, so my lips (ninja lips) are sealed. Shame on 'em though. |
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