Ladies of the forum I need your help, it would seem that I am sex addicted and therefore need you all to club together and help a fellow forummer in his hour of need. Please could you all dress up in your sexiest/filthiest outfits and meet me at mine this evening. I'm going to try a new approach to sex addiction, that is to try and fuck my way through it. Bring your husbands, boy toys, girlfriends, fuck buddies or whoever.....just not any of your friends mums!
If you can't get to mine or have prior engagements please send me some of your naughtiest pictures. Help an addict get his last fix. Please.  |
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"Ladies of the forum I need your help, it would seem that I am sex addicted and therefore need you all to club together and help a fellow forummer in his hour of need. Please could you all dress up in your sexiest/filthiest outfits and meet me at mine this evening. I'm going to try a new approach to sex addiction, that is to try and fuck my way through it. Bring your husbands, boy toys, girlfriends, fuck buddies or whoever.....just not any of your friends mums!
If you can't get to mine or have prior engagements please send me some of your naughtiest pictures. Help an addict get his last fix. Please. "
can I be excused please - I have a Doc's Certificate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can I bring my strapon? 
Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x
Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters! "
You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one |
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Can I bring my strapon?
Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x
Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!
You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one "
What's an SBF?  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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Can I bring my strapon?
Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x
Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!
You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one
What's an SBF? "
I m guessing single bi female ...  |
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Can I bring my strapon?
Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x
Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!
You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one
What's an SBF? "
Single bisexual female... we're like rocking horse shit apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can I bring my strapon?
Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x
Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!
You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one
What's an SBF?
Single bisexual female... we're like rocking horse shit apparently. "
more like unicorns |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths
Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not  "
I will endeavour to get the blood splatter out of my boilersuit, and I bring my own plastic sheeting, so don't worry. |
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"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths
Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not I will endeavour to get the blood splatter out of my boilersuit, and I bring my own plastic sheeting, so don't worry. "
Rubber boiler suits are blood proof you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths
Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not "
Oooo, Dexter. cling film, and a table and knives..................sounds just about perfect to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's better naked Femme... wash off all trace and the blood is warm and sticky... no clothes to dispose of after.
I'm not sure I like where this is going"
That's the problem when you start a thread. They never go where you want...now where's my scalpel |
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I've jumped the first hurdle and admitted I have an addiction, let's see if any other kind souls want to help out, a fab support group if you will 
