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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goddammit! He/she/they weren't around long enough to tell me how and where to get help."
You could pop down here to Bristol we will do our best to help you establish your level of sexual addiction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My names hazel honey and I'm a sex addict!! Its been half an hour since I had dirty thoughts and played with myself!!  "
that long ... you're letting the side down now !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My names hazel honey and I'm a sex addict!! Its been half an hour since I had dirty thoughts and played with myself!!
that long ... you're letting the side down now !!!! "
*reaches for power tools*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My names hazel honey and I'm a sex addict!! Its been half an hour since I had dirty thoughts and played with myself!! "
In future please call for help after 15 minutes, half an hour is just tooooo risky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My names hazel honey and I'm a sex addict!! Its been half an hour since I had dirty thoughts and played with myself!!
In future please call for help after 15 minutes, half an hour is just tooooo risky "
I need a man to help me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana cake needs teaholics anonymous!!
Do they supply tea and biscuits?
Yes!! Its reverse psychology lol
I wonder if there'll be any sexy men there  "
What to dunk in the tea?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana cake needs teaholics anonymous!!
Do they supply tea and biscuits?
Yes!! Its reverse psychology lol
I wonder if there'll be any sexy men there
What to dunk in the tea?? "
 even lol |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Sex addiction is serious. Have a think about what you're doing. It's dangerous, it destroys life's. Get help!!!"
OMG!... You're absolutely right - I need help. 
Can you spare a blow job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana cake needs teaholics anonymous!!
Do they supply tea and biscuits?
Yes!! Its reverse psychology lol
I wonder if there'll be any sexy men there
What to dunk in the tea?? "
dunk is a very bad word to use around us sex addicts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana cake needs teaholics anonymous!!
Do they supply tea and biscuits?
Yes!! Its reverse psychology lol
I wonder if there'll be any sexy men there
What to dunk in the tea??
dunk is a very bad word to use around us sex addicts "
Lmao!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex addiction is serious. Have a think about what you're doing. It's dangerous, it destroys life's. Get help!!!"
You should have put a semicolon between 'dangerous' and 'it'.
P |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Sex addiction is serious. Have a think about what you're doing. It's dangerous, it destroys life's. Get help!!!
You should have put a semicolon between 'dangerous' and 'it'.
P"
Actually, I'm far more concerned by the evil phantom apostrophe in "life's". It's clear to me that he/she's the one who needs help - from an English teacher, that is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hallelujah brethren
You are all sinners and need to repent immediately or risk spending eternity suffering agonizing orgasmic pulsations, sex is a wicked act which only i the Reverend Rumpypumpy can cure
Please give generously 
Amen Gimp  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hallelujah brethren
You are all sinners and need to repent immediately or risk spending eternity suffering agonizing orgasmic pulsations, sex is a wicked act which only i the Reverend Rumpypumpy can cure
Please give generously
Amen Gimp "
what do we have to give? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hallelujah brethren
You are all sinners and need to repent immediately or risk spending eternity suffering agonizing orgasmic pulsations, sex is a wicked act which only i the Reverend Rumpypumpy can cure
Please give generously
Amen Gimp
what do we have to give? "
A flying fuck about the concerns expressed by the OP, we don't, lets just shag lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hallelujah brethren
You are all sinners and need to repent immediately or risk spending eternity suffering agonizing orgasmic pulsations, sex is a wicked act which only i the Reverend Rumpypumpy can cure
Please give generously
Amen Gimp
what do we have to give?
A flying fuck about the concerns expressed by the OP, we don't, lets just shag lol"
is the flying fuck commonly known as the mile high club ?? lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Sex addiction is serious. Have a think about what you're doing. It's dangerous, it destroys life's. Get help!!!"
I don't meet often enough to be addicted. But thanks for the warning. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sex isn t the question.
Sex is the answer .
What was the question?
What are you in the mood for? "
I'm not sure sex is the immediate answer to that question; I have dinner cooking and it should be ready soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can all laugh...but what if he's right eh??? That's me...I'm done. No more writhing in orgasmic delight...I'm truly scared!!!!....
....well, maybe just one more for the road. But then that's it!!!!!!..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You may mock Sinners but just remember this.....Father Ted and the Vicar of Dibley were laughed at
Repent or spend your lives rutting like the Beasts of the Forest.
Father Phallic Gimp |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You may mock Sinners but just remember this.....Father Ted and the Vicar of Dibley were laughed at
Repent or spend your lives rutting like the Beasts of the Forest.
Father Phallic Gimp "
I kinda like the thought of rampant rutting.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may mock Sinners but just remember this.....Father Ted and the Vicar of Dibley were laughed at
Repent or spend your lives rutting like the Beasts of the Forest.
Father Phallic Gimp
I kinda like the thought of rampant rutting. "
Kneel Wanton Harlot and worship the one true idol
Rev Knobalot Gimp |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You may mock Sinners but just remember this.....Father Ted and the Vicar of Dibley were laughed at
Repent or spend your lives rutting like the Beasts of the Forest.
Father Phallic Gimp
I kinda like the thought of rampant rutting.
Kneel Wanton Harlot and worship the one true idol
Rev Knobalot Gimp "
Oooh, you do know the right things to say to a woman |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"You can all laugh...but what if he's right eh??? That's me...I'm done. No more writhing in orgasmic delight...I'm truly scared!!!!....
....well, maybe just one more for the road. But then that's it!!!!!!..... "
Aye rite! I somehow don't think so!!  |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
"Sex addiction is serious. Have a think about what you're doing. It's dangerous, it destroys life's. Get help!!!"
Had a couple help me out with my addiction last Thursday then a group therapy session in the free for all room at a club on Friday. If I feel my addiction getting the better off me again I shall seek out another group or 1-1 session. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we all get together and prove him/her wrong
Good Plan, Or is that the Drinks with loads of friends talking
Sirius Gimp
bit of both
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TuT TuT Remember what our good Lord sayeth.
Bend over n back up abit.....
Sorry wrong Proverb i meant to say The Demon Drink will be our Downfall 
Pasther Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we all get together and prove him/her wrong
Good Plan, Or is that the Drinks with loads of friends talking
Sirius Gimp
bit of both
TuT TuT Remember what our good Lord sayeth.
Bend over n back up abit.....
Sorry wrong Proverb i meant to say The Demon Drink will be our Downfall
Pasther Gimp "
good lord - pmsl |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sounds very similar to the 'get some self respect' thread from last week...
Can't wait until the schools go back and the kids are all busy again!!  "
I'm not sure I remember that one. Was it the same OP, UNLOS? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we all get together and prove him/her wrong
Good Plan, Or is that the Drinks with loads of friends talking
Sirius Gimp
bit of both
TuT TuT Remember what our good Lord sayeth.
Bend over n back up abit.....
Sorry wrong Proverb i meant to say The Demon Drink will be our Downfall
Pasther Gimp
good lord - pmsl "
One tries my Dear
Angelic Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed all this. "
The Confessional is always open, REpent your sins before its too late...But do try and keep it under three Hours as there are others waiting
Glory Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need help!
I need to hang some curtains and my mother has told me they need to be gathered.
I've picked them up but I assume that's not what she means! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need help!
I need to hang some curtains and my mother has told me they need to be gathered.
I've picked them up but I assume that's not what she means!
It'll do.
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It's too late to be messing with them now and they're only temporary ones until my Avengers ones arrive from the US. |
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