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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok starting to think I kill forum posts not sure if I am just unlucky with timing but posts seem to stop after I put my two penneth in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*waves*. Hello.  "
*waves back* Hi  |
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"*waves*. Hello. "
How dare you write something after my post  |
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By *aro7Man
over a year ago
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You've killed it mate,,,,,,,,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*waves*. Hello.
How dare you write something after my post "
No getting high n mighty it's my thread damn it !!!  |
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I've posted - watch the thread die!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's normally my job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Will you lot stop trying to steal my thunder I was hoping it was a super power |
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Top tip:- post on a thread @ about 3 in the morning, and it will be buried under a sea of new threads by about 8 am  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Although a post died on me for 3 days then some sod ressurected it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a serial thread killer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not this time your not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok starting to think I kill forum posts not sure if I am just unlucky with timing but posts seem to stop after I put my two penneth in "
I often feel the same, but then realised my posts are so great that they answer all questions leaving nothing else to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always seem to go to post on a thread that ive posted on before and it's closed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok starting to think I kill forum posts not sure if I am just unlucky with timing but posts seem to stop after I put my two penneth in
I often feel the same, but then realised my posts are so great that they answer all questions leaving nothing else to say "
I like this man's thinking but most of my last posts always seem to relate to something on my profile didn't realise I was so scary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NO....I'm the thread killer |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"I always seem to go to post on a thread that ive posted on before and it's closed "
YES!!! And have you also noticed, its after you've spent minutes typing out the witties, most awesome reply ever!! gahhh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NO....I'm the thread killer "
That's down to people staring at those pink panties and forgetting what to write |
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and I though I had "the kiss of death" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No it's deffo my speciality
Yea hate reading a thread thinking ooh I got an opinion it's bloody closed so annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well there seems to be so many of us it's a wonder there are any threads at all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO....I'm the thread killer
That's down to people staring at those pink panties and forgetting what to write "
More like the arse wearing em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NO....I'm the thread killer
That's down to people staring at those pink panties and forgetting what to write
More like the arse wearing em "
I would require a much closer inspection of the arse to be certain |
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I've posted in many a thread and watched it die. So I think I'm the forum post killer.
Claire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No not letting it happen pfft amateurs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO....I'm the thread killer
That's down to people staring at those pink panties and forgetting what to write
More like the arse wearing em "
Now I am wondering if those pink panties look better covering that arse, or crumpled up and thrown on the floor
sorry what was the topic... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NO....I'm the thread killer
That's down to people staring at those pink panties and forgetting what to write
More like the arse wearing em
Now I am wondering if those pink panties look better covering that arse, or crumpled up and thrown on the floor
sorry what was the topic..."
Get in line sonny Jim |
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"I've posted in many a thread and watched it die. So I think I'm the forum post killer.
Claire"
Claire I don't believe you could kill anything having seen you in chat - well other than my erection after I've cum for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nice try at being sneaky there !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just counted on the "recent threads..." and I have only got 3 threads I have killed at the moment. Guess I am losing my touch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Will have too look through threads posted tooand have a count back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its me that's the killer thread queen |
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"Its me that's the killer thread queen "
No you're just a tease xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its me that's the killer thread queen "
Nope I still holding on for title by the way still love your lingerie pics |
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23 min gap - thought I had it there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha nearly very nearly |
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(Hides in the shadows and waits to pounce) |
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Glad I'm in good company on here! |
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"Glad I'm in good company on here! "
Thought I was the ThreadReaper...infact..dibs on that as a username |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 out of my 5 last posts seem to have killed a thread. I managed to kill a thread for two days when I posted I was a thread killer on it |
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I kill many a thread! All cool tho as i like to have the last word! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kill many a thread! All cool tho as i like to have the last word! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought about changing mine at one time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just keep going
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you can really be called a "thread killer" when you kill them in multiples ie the whole forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its me that's the killer thread queen
Nope I still holding on for title by the way still love your lingerie pics "
Thank you |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
It would have been funny if no one had answered you on this one |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I thought it was me that killed threads. Good to know I'm not alone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I'm the thread killer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry to ruin your day but I am the killer |
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if we keep it going to 175, none of you will be the killer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What about if I post something inappropriate and have it shut down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Race ya to the end
Her |
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It was interesting sorting through the cat litter tray today, thinking of forum post killers you may have made. I will fill you in on the litter contents later, though I will go on endlessly about it to everyone I meet. I am so proud of my pussy. Whats your favourite faecal experience recently? All threads have a finite capacity, we are bored shitless or have nothing to offer. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
I even kill threads iv started so there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there Beer ? 
Honourable Gimp |
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Evidence is building up about the most fervent serial fab killer going. There will be a channel 5 documentary about it in a few years. As long as its better than that awful dogging show, please! Autopsy - how did the threads really die? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
theres was a consortium of fab members who made it their lives work to kill every thread they could before it got to 175 |
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It is a clear success, even if it stops at 173/4 |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
our best to date has vbeen three,but we intend to kill as many as possible,up the revolution |
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My software is crunching the numbers on who is an effective thread killing machine. A lot of forum threads to be analysed though. Hang in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well as I am on the top three at the mo I will go for this one too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can see this one getting to the 185 mark |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow all these people trying to prove me wrong lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can see this one getting to the 185 mark "
yeah how many did I kill that day? lol |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"My software is crunching the numbers on who is an effective thread killing machine. A lot of forum threads to be analysed though. Hang in there. "
cant hang around too long theres threads to be killed
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Actually there is one true goddess of thread killers and that is the one and only Jezebel xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we there yet Mum ??
Ickle Gimp |
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Walks in waving her arms! Excuse me I have an uncanny knack of killing a thread infact its my mission to.. |
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just when you thought it had died.
mwahahaha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm good at killing a thread.
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Ummmm...do I go for GrimThreader or ThreadReaper.
The latter I think...the former refers more to the content and style of my posts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I killed 3 in one evening before! |
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"I think I killed 3 in one evening before!"
Yet you bring life to my boxers with your return.
Welcome back lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha happens to me all the time, but I just carry on rabbiting anyways, usually to myself! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm so good at killing them that I can do it with my opening post.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I killed 3 in one evening before!
Yet you bring life to my boxers with your return.
Welcome back lovely "
Ah thanks hun, that's really sweet of you x
or is it your cunning plan to make me the thread killer lol |
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I will throw my body on that grenade for you. |
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"My software is crunching the numbers on who is an effective thread killing machine. A lot of forum threads to be analysed though. Hang in there. cant hang around too long theres threads to be killed"
Believe you me, Im multi-tasking queen, numbers crunching, thread killing, no wonder Im top of the league. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How long does it have to be dead for to be pronounced dead ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long does it have to be dead for to be pronounced dead ? "
when I post it's dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No...I think ill kill this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No...I think ill kill this one "
not on my watch |
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It appears to be still breathing
..just.
(Reaches for pillow, looking furtively around) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not time to go yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sneaks the last comment in slowly while no one is looking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not playing anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw that!
it wasn't me "
Shaggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw that!
it wasn't me
Shaggy "
Smart arse x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually there is one true goddess of thread killers and that is the one and only Jezebel xx "
What about Ruggers ? |
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Plenty of life in this yet. Id wish you all a good morning but youd reply . . . Good mor |
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...ning
Ive eaten steaks with more life in them than this.
Pronounced dead by the ThreadCoroner....move along, nothing to see here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All you thread killers should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves. You have all failed miserably in the timely execution of this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I agree we have failed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walks past and accidentally bumps into the thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stop using threads I posted too honeypot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mikki struts into room hand on hip sits down n starts knitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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morning!
just popped my head in to kill the thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning!
just popped my head in to kill the thread lol "
Wow you have awesome gazumbas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning!
just popped my head in to kill the thread lol "
Careful, you could have someone's eye out with those
Not keeping it alive honest |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Well Jez has just assassinated about four in the space of two minutes!
I think she's winning!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK is this all being done just to prove us wrong damn you people and your collective minds !! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning!
just popped my head in to kill the thread lol
Wow you have awesome gazumbas "
Ah thanks
'Gazumbas' ~ fab word lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was me that killed threads. Good to know I'm not alone!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this is a bit like keepy uppy "
I am sure you can keep me up !! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Its good to kill a thread every now and then. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Its good to kill a thread every now and then. "
Some deserve to die - some to live forever!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont kill em on purpose |
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I'm the forum post killer .
Watch this space !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Die! Thread....Die!
Stamps on thread with 6 inch heels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is going all the way |
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going.... going ..... not gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sneaks on again |
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just when you thought it would fall off the bottom of the page |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Will you lot just stop posting after me and let me prove my point !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when that happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No it's deffinatly me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meeeeeee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Until now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breathing some new life into the thraed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop with the thread CPR!
Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last one out turn off the lights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last one to the end, gets a free shiny remote
Her |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Hasn't anyone dismembered this yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goodnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just keep posting, just keep posting!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chase me Chase me!
Her |
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"Nice photo "
thanks, so is yours |
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"Im not showing mine"
awwww go on, ya know ya wanna |
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"Nice photo
thanks, so is yours "
Well thank you x
Not the same chain of hotels you use is it? |
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"Nice photo
thanks, so is yours
Well thank you x
Not the same chain of hotels you use is it? "
could be |
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best bump this before i hit the sack, have to make sure its still here in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok starting to think I kill forum posts not sure if I am just unlucky with timing but posts seem to stop after I put my two penneth in "
 shut down 3 already this morning haha .........sorry to shut ya down by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok starting to think I kill forum posts not sure if I am just unlucky with timing but posts seem to stop after I put my two penneth in "
shut down 3 already this morning haha .........sorry to shut ya down by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It will be a closed thread before my next visit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It will be a closed thread before my next visit "
You sure about that ? Its taken days to fill |
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Morning all
Another day
Another thread killed off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has it gone yet |
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I'm sure mine will be last...its my aim, my goal to be the last one posting! |
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"Nice photo
thanks, so is yours
Well thank you x
Not the same chain of hotels you use is it?
could be "
Got a hotel stay near Wellingborough myself tonight like to check out the room? |
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Ok am staying until it's over,
Die die die |
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"Ok am staying until it's over,
Die die die "
Told you so |
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170 |
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Perhaps this should be my new technique to try and kill off posts? |
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Closed |
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It must have gone by now |
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