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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my ex mother in law was so fat you would miss a whole episode of eastenders if she walked past the screen.
she was so fat that when she wore heels they thought she was drilling for oil
she was so fat you have to grease a door frame and hold out a snicker on the other side to get her through it
she was so fat she had to put on a belt with a boomerang
she was so fat that even the bus says maximum occupancy 55 or yo momma
she was so fat she walks into Gap and fills it
she was so fat that light bends around her
she was so fat she could sell shade
so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
she was so fat that whenever she turns around, they threw her a welcome back party
in fact she was soooo fat, that when she does sing...it's over for alll of us!
(form the skinny bird in the corner lol  |
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