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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do your own builder's butt crack going commando, make them tea and bend over right in front of them saying, 'I'll just leave them right over here, then,' and then grab your arse saying, 'ow my poor back!'  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
As many innocent comments that sound filthy as possible. Eg - there are some biscuits in here but I don't like them getting too soggy. Once you've had a go, slip them back in my box until the next time you fancy a dunk... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have builders/workmen all over the place doing work to my house at the moment . It's a pain in the bum. So, the other day iI found it very amusing to wear the lowest cut top i own  I had conversations with at least 5 of them and found it hilarious watching the strain on their faces trying their very best to maintain eye contact  
Made me chuckle , but quite cruel I think . Ideas for this week welcome
invite me up ! "
I already know you won't be looking at my face |
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A relatively demure frock made of a thinnish fabric with stockings and suspenders underneath.
Watching a man's brain begin to ooze out of his ears cos he's noticed the buttons of your suspenders under your skirt but he's a 21st century man who shouldn't notice but OMFG SHE'S WEARING STOCKING AND SUSPENDERS is a joy as you carry on talking about the weather. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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"A relatively demure frock made of a thinnish fabric with stockings and suspenders underneath.
Watching a man's brain begin to ooze out of his ears cos he's noticed the buttons of your suspenders under your skirt but he's a 21st century man who shouldn't notice but OMFG SHE'S WEARING STOCKING AND SUSPENDERS is a joy as you carry on talking about the weather. "
You gals are just sooo cruel - I wonder just how many black fingernails caused by a miss-hit hammer you've caused in your time.
By the way, if you need any work done...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A relatively demure frock made of a thinnish fabric with stockings and suspenders underneath.
Watching a man's brain begin to ooze out of his ears cos he's noticed the buttons of your suspenders under your skirt but he's a 21st century man who shouldn't notice but OMFG SHE'S WEARING STOCKING AND SUSPENDERS is a joy as you carry on talking about the weather. "
You, my dear are a genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I put on a hard hat and boots can I decorate your bedroom
It depends what you're planning on decorating it with "
Wallpaper I will need your help to make the paste  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I put on a hard hat and boots can I decorate your bedroom
It depends what you're planning on decorating it with
Wallpaper I will need your help to make the paste "
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