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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Playing with trains
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards
who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
all
of you bastards who are getting on, get your low-income asses in the
train, cause we are going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She then hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
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