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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am shaggin this 22 year old who is in love with me !!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Joke !!!
actually she was 21 !!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July. 
Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up  "
I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no clean knickers: as told to me by a member of my staff! 
Her washing machine had broken down!
What kind of woman:
(a) doesn't know how to hand wash her smalls; and
(b) waits until all her knickers are dirty before washing them?!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.
They just don't make plastic like they used to!  |
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"We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.
They just don't make plastic like they used to! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.
They just don't make plastic like they used to!
* wince*"
sorry but i laughed!! for sunday im usin the old faithful excuse i cant come in av got an upset tummy and dont think i can drive there without soiling the car seats!! or maybe use the period pain one! il save aunty jeans death for a real sick day that woman been ressurected and died more times that lazarus!!! x  |
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Started to sell Ice Cream in my Choc shop over the last couple of weeks, this morning had the following excuse from the young woman who works for me..
"I can't come in today, all that cold ice cream I served up yesterday has made my fingers so frozen that they have ached all night, can come in again on wednesday but won't be able to serve any ice cream"
What's the number for the local Job Centre? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Started to sell Ice Cream in my Choc shop over the last couple of weeks, this morning had the following excuse from the young woman who works for me..
"I can't come in today, all that cold ice cream I served up yesterday has made my fingers so frozen that they have ached all night, can come in again on wednesday but won't be able to serve any ice cream"
What's the number for the local Job Centre? "
well in 6 years of serving ice cream i never had that happen lol!! dont use the job centre the bar i work in put ad in their and i kid you not the standard of applicants has been shocking!! all i want is someone with common sense and partially sane and not got sticky fingers or a drink problem like yesterdays! i asked them why havent you worked for x amount of years the answer... im a chronic alcoholic! and they want a job in a pub!! |
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i dont like working there people hate me the office smells my work is dull and repetitive i am unfullfilled by my career and the choices i have made in my life will be in tomorrow though cant wait |
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"I have no clean knickers: as told to me by a member of my staff!
Her washing machine had broken down!
What kind of woman:
(a) doesn't know how to hand wash her smalls; and
(b) waits until all her knickers are dirty before washing them?!! "
idont know what typebut if she on here send her my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.
Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up
I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great! "
Like you I banged a load of days off in the day the fixtures came out. Unfortunately someone already had the quarters off for something as trivial as a birthday would you believe, but I managed to get the others off right up to the final (ever the eternal optimist, lol). I wouldn't describe it as great so far however, while the weather has kept up it's end of the bargain, there's shades of Mike Bassett in the performances so far. Let's hope it keeps to the rest of the script at least.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.
Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up
I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great!
Like you I banged a load of days off in the day the fixtures came out. Unfortunately someone already had the quarters off for something as trivial as a birthday would you believe, but I managed to get the others off right up to the final (ever the eternal optimist, lol). I wouldn't describe it as great so far however, while the weather has kept up it's end of the bargain, there's shades of Mike Bassett in the performances so far. Let's hope it keeps to the rest of the script at least...."
Good 4 u matey-----good 4 u! |
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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago
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"Will today be one of the least productive work wise this year? If your going to skive why not do the decent thing and take it as holiday."
If england win then everyone will lose there mind and start saying were gona win it and the booze will be flowing so much i think tomorow could be the least productive day of the year!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will today be one of the least productive work wise this year? If your going to skive why not do the decent thing and take it as holiday. If england win then everyone will lose there mind and start saying were gona win it and the booze will be flowing so much i think tomorow could be the least productive day of the year!! "
oH YES OH YES OH YES!!! 2RITE my old fella!! bring on the good times,  |
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