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What stereotypes about your town/city are just not true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where all posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where all posh"

But you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't think stokeys have any stereotypes bestowed upon them

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

We all say scattaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not really a town/city thing, but us forest dwellers don't all chew on wisps of straw and marry our cousins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The smell of fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't think stokeys have any stereotypes bestowed upon them"

I thought you all had a potters wheel in the garage and did the ghost movie thing every Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don't all race pigeons or wear flat caps ( I'm from up north )

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

None, as far as I can tell.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Where all posh

But you are "

I am, its the others that arnt lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That its the worst place to live in the country! Not going to say its the best but its seriously not the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of fish"

ive lived in grimsby before for 3 years and it defo does smell of fish alot in certain places sorry cod head :P haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It doesn't always rain on the coast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

"

Or we're an unfriendly bunch who never smile, drink shandy and are all poofs.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock

That Cannock chase is packed out with doggers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't you find that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason? They tend to be true, just not to the extremes of the pun intended.

You know I'm just avoiding the question though. right? I'm from Liverpool, this could go horribly for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha"

LOL

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't you find that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason? They tend to be true, just not to the extremes of the pun intended.

You know I'm just avoiding the question though. right? I'm from Liverpool, this could go horribly for me "

That me an him cant get along........

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL "

But you do all lie

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By *ozzy87Man  over a year ago

Crawley

The stereotype regarding my town is true unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of fish

ive lived in grimsby before for 3 years and it defo does smell of fish alot in certain places sorry cod head :P haha "

I must have grown immune to the smell in the 3 years I been here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie "

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter"

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of fish

ive lived in grimsby before for 3 years and it defo does smell of fish alot in certain places sorry cod head :P haha

I must have grown immune to the smell in the 3 years I been here lol."

the fly over by clee road is bad and by the iron bridge by freeman street

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol"

the liverpool/manchester beef begins haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don't all work in Fords. We don't all say innit and I've never had a fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

the liverpool/manchester beef begins haha"

Hahahaa it's always Fire Blade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

Or we're an unfriendly bunch who never smile, drink shandy and are all poofs. "

Innit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

Or we're an unfriendly bunch who never smile, drink shandy and are all poofs.

Innit.

"

Lager and lime doesn't get you off the hook!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where all posh"
Were all unemployed layabouts who live week to week on a giro(drinking token)

We can only survive through the generosity of companies such as Wonga and of course our provident loans

No one has a trade were all just binmen or miners who go down the allotment every day to let the pidgeons out of their cree,we all drink Newcastle brown ale and sing as a merry group in the pub

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol"

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of fish

ive lived in grimsby before for 3 years and it defo does smell of fish alot in certain places sorry cod head :P haha

I must have grown immune to the smell in the 3 years I been here lol.

the fly over by clee road is bad and by the iron bridge by freeman street"

Can't say I've ever noticed. Every so often I get a whiff but never anything over powering. Apart from back of Rammies but that might have sumin to do with the factory there lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats "

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

the liverpool/manchester beef begins haha

Hahahaa it's always Fire Blade "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats "

Here's proof that we're not always crying VICTIM!!! hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The smell of fish

ive lived in grimsby before for 3 years and it defo does smell of fish alot in certain places sorry cod head :P haha

I must have grown immune to the smell in the 3 years I been here lol.

the fly over by clee road is bad and by the iron bridge by freeman street

Can't say I've ever noticed. Every so often I get a whiff but never anything over powering. Apart from back of Rammies but that might have sumin to do with the factory there lol"

i used to live by rammies haha i actually probs know you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats

Here's proof that we're not always crying VICTIM!!! hahaha "

do you know stanley lad haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably not. I'm not a local. Lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats

Here's proof that we're not always crying VICTIM!!! hahaha

do you know stanley lad haha"

Bit of a duble edge sword that 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably not. I'm not a local. Lol"

i knew most people up there so theres still a chance ill defo know some people you know like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how many scouser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

forget that were's the light bulb gone

we aint all thief's haha

LOL

But you do all lie

not being stereo typical at all but its funny how the manc said something :P hahahaha only banter

Depends what we need to lie about. How can I help you, Officer Gangsta? lol

Hey on that 1 its a tag team event haha I quite enjoy the scouse manc thing makes me laff an I no for me at least its just bollex but can be funny so long as we all have a sence of humour. ......scouse twats

Here's proof that we're not always crying VICTIM!!! hahaha

do you know stanley lad haha

Bit of a duble edge sword that 1 "

It's all just a joke. You don't have to be from Liverpool to sound like you complain too much. Equally you don't have to be from Manchester to wear wool on your back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fife full of Pervy swingers ! Just not true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably not. I'm not a local. Lol

i knew most people up there so theres still a chance ill defo know some people you know like"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps.

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By *andyblokeMan  over a year ago

birmingham

that all brummies sound like jasper carrot and are thick. We have yam yams too you know.

I am not a brummie but I think they are warm friendly people with a thousand accents not just the one on the Fast show

mind you I have been here 20yrs amd I am still trying to find my way off spaghetti junction!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps."

That damn Harry Enfield, eh?!!

I'm in the right mind to tell him the correct terminology is North Face outdoor sportswear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps.

That damn Harry Enfield, eh?!!

I'm in the right mind to tell him the correct terminology is North Face outdoor sportswear "

De do dat do don't de! Ta lar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inbreeding in Devon... just not true, my sister's a munter, so no way would I bang her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inbreeding in Devon... just not true, my sister's a munter, so no way would I bang her "
Ah but your auntie is a looker x

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I can't figure out how to post the link but go on youtube an search gangsta Manchester funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps.

That damn Harry Enfield, eh?!!

I'm in the right mind to tell him the correct terminology is North Face outdoor sportswear

De do dat do don't de! Ta lar "

Lol one of them isn't it mate?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inbreeding in Devon... just not true, my sister's a munter, so no way would I bang her Ah but your auntie is a looker x "

And she gives great head. Almost as good as my uncle

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob. "

I no you do shit face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That Hull is Dull and full of d*unken yobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps.

That damn Harry Enfield, eh?!!

I'm in the right mind to tell him the correct terminology is North Face outdoor sportswear

De do dat do don't de! Ta lar

Lol one of them isn't it mate?! "

It is mate, hope your finding the site boss, n kopping off good n proper!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

I no you do shit face "

Seeee this is what I get! Shit face?! Listen Mardy manc! Shut it before I knock yer bleeding ead off!

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

I am from DRugby...its true

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By *igandanneCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Riding fast horses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not really a town/city thing, but us forest dwellers don't all chew on wisps of straw and marry our cousins "

Thats the Forest of Dene !!

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"that all brummies sound like jasper carrot and are thick. We have yam yams too you know.

I am not a brummie but I think they are warm friendly people with a thousand accents not just the one on the Fast show

mind you I have been here 20yrs amd I am still trying to find my way off spaghetti junction!"

When i was on holiday in greece i got called a Brummie, then had to explain the difference between Brummies and Yam yams.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

I no you do shit face

Seeee this is what I get! Shit face?! Listen Mardy manc! Shut it before I knock yer bleeding ead off! "

Bring it bitch my dads bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that all brummies sound like jasper carrot and are thick. We have yam yams too you know.

I am not a brummie but I think they are warm friendly people with a thousand accents not just the one on the Fast show

mind you I have been here 20yrs amd I am still trying to find my way off spaghetti junction!

When i was on holiday in greece i got called a Brummie, then had to explain the difference between Brummies and Yam yams. "

This is my pet hate

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can confirm that it's all true what they say about us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

I no you do shit face

Seeee this is what I get! Shit face?! Listen Mardy manc! Shut it before I knock yer bleeding ead off!

Bring it bitch my dads bigger than yours "

mancs are called mancs because there manky :p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That Hull is Dull and full of d*unken yobs "

It was last time I was there. A policeman warned me that if I stayed in the part of town I was in I could possibly be robbed. I said what if I went to the city center. He said you'll probably be stabbed and robbed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inbreeding in Devon... just not true, my sister's a munter, so no way would I bang her "

Can I then ?

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By *orthLincsIronCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Just because there's a swear word in our town name doesn't mean everyone who lives here is one. To our near neighbours, Grimsby really does smell of fish though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just because there's a swear word in our town name doesn't mean everyone who lives here is one. To our near neighbours, Grimsby really does smell of fish though "

Have I been walking around with a peg on my nose?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The stereotype regarding my town is true unfortunately."

your too young to live there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not true that we feed strangers to the sharks. The crocs are all the sharks.

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By *orthLincsIronCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just because there's a swear word in our town name doesn't mean everyone who lives here is one. To our near neighbours, Grimsby really does smell of fish though

Have I been walking around with a peg on my nose?"

To be fair it is mainly the road into Grimsby where the fishy smell hits you, the rest of it is quite pleasant in parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scouser are shell suit wearers with perms and tashes, we definately don't day calm down calm down a lot.

Nor are we all thieves who nick peoples hubcaps.

That damn Harry Enfield, eh?!!

I'm in the right mind to tell him the correct terminology is North Face outdoor sportswear

De do dat do don't de! Ta lar

Lol one of them isn't it mate?!

It is mate, hope your finding the site boss, n kopping off good n proper! "

Pyaar, lid!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calm down clam down

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

The streets are paved with gold.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Calm down clam down "

Never mind clams, you!

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

Or we're an unfriendly bunch who never smile, drink shandy and are all poofs. "

Now you mention it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not everyone back in Edmonton is a lumberjack.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

That all the girls here are buxom lasses who drink tankards of cider (looks at profile pics and the fact she has a glass and 2 pewter tankards in the kitchen cupboard and realises there may be some truth in stereotypes after all).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

I no you do shit face

Seeee this is what I get! Shit face?! Listen Mardy manc! Shut it before I knock yer bleeding ead off!

Bring it bitch my dads bigger than yours "

Yeah but your dad, wears dresses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don't all talk funny though I guess most haven't heard of Worksop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We all say scattaaaaa "

Ya does when ya ploughing the fields...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh they are all true, trust me lol

Her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ours are all true too....5 fingers,incest,say compoooter instead of computer

I can say that as its not my birthplace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are not all bank robbers so "shut it you slaaaags!"

Purely for Tina

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"We all say calm down calm down in a squeaky voice. Wear shell suits, sport handle bar mussies, perms. And are constantly on the rob.

I no you do shit face

Seeee this is what I get! Shit face?! Listen Mardy manc! Shut it before I knock yer bleeding ead off!

Bring it bitch my dads bigger than yours

Yeah but your dad, wears dresses "

Only becouse it was your dads fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

"

But ive been stabbed shot AND robbed

Gimp

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"That you're either going to get stabbed, shot or robbed.

"

yeap so true ..... Or that you live in London so must be camped out under Big Ben! Is alot bigger than some think!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That all the footballers and actor live here

I wish the only ones i've seen are keith from Eastenders and the chef bloke from Hollyoaks(he was in the sunbed place in Surbiton)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that all brummies sound like jasper carrot and are thick. We have yam yams too you know.

I am not a brummie but I think they are warm friendly people with a thousand accents not just the one on the Fast show

mind you I have been here 20yrs amd I am still trying to find my way off spaghetti junction!

When i was on holiday in greece i got called a Brummie, then had to explain the difference between Brummies and Yam yams. "

It's the same as calling all Londoners cockneys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inbreeding in Devon... just not true, my sister's a munter, so no way would I bang her

Can I then ?"

Be my guest

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