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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Well, one specifically.
I saw an interview with Howard Webb and I'm smitten.
He's bald, in his 40s, has a smouldering smile and a glint in his eye. He can also string a sentence together and has a lovely voice.
Is this what I have been missing by not watching football? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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He may, may, just be able to explain the offside rule to you too.
Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?"
Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?
As to the offside rule, he can take me offside or any side really.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear 
What are you fetching? Do we get to see?"
Predictive text.
I'm sure it actually said "quite like felching in the ref's ear" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear
What are you fetching? Do we get to see?
Predictive text.
I'm sure it actually said "quite like felching in the ref's ear""
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Half time score
H.Webb 0:2 Lickety
Stayed tuned folks.
Why have I got two goals or is that I've got two holes?
Orgasms? he's a gent. "
Then the score is wrong... it's a much bigger number. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?
Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?
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Awww Lickety you fell for it hook, line and sinker..., you can tell you dont follow football |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?
Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?
Awww Lickety you fell for it hook, line and sinker..., you can tell you dont follow football"
Is this as bad as when I didn't know what a bullet was on here?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I already have dibs on him!
NO! I checked the board and no one had claimed him so he's mine. You can share after I've had a go first."
There will be bugger all left of him  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I already have dibs on him!
NO! I checked the board and no one had claimed him so he's mine. You can share after I've had a go first.
There will be bugger all left of him "
I'm not that heavy and I never break them permanently. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"He is or was also a copper, so if you get bored with the ref uniform tell him to put his policemans outfit on, i'm sure he'd bring his handcuffs too if you ask him nicely.  "
I'm not interested in uniforms or handcuffs. He just has to smile. |
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