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Memorable flattery or amusing insults
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi I thought it'd be fun to see if people have been flattered in a memorable way or insulted in such a way that made them chuckle.
One of my wife's friends once looked at me then turned to her and said "damn you have got the most ridiculously good looking husband" ... that one stuck with me 
...hmmm  actually I'm now wondering if she didn't say "you have the most ridiculous looking husband" lol
Looking forward to hearing some of your stories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get the usual fat people don't turn me on, that makes me laugh coz the men that do like fatties have a good time
And a girl I know has been referred to as a body like bay watch and a face like crime watch
Just proves skinny ain't always sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a trucker I hear lots of shite from the others truckers.."If you were a footballer you'd be retardinho"" fuck me, did you have to use a boomerang to put your belt on fatty?" ...way to many to type lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told "You're just a man in drag" at a party.
Not sure if it was meant as an insult or compliment.
It seemed fairly obvious to me"
Lol My wife once had a guy say to her "you've got blue hair". At the time she had blue hair. I guess he thought she didn't now that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once asked my wife if she could compliment me and insult me at the same time... she answered. ..... Your best friend has a bigger cock than you 
failing to see the compliment in that "
I think she probably meant to say "your best friend's not as good at fucking me as you are" lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told by a lady that she didn't want to meet me because she thought I was a nice guy. 
Don't know if that's an insult or a compliment??  "
That's two of those... perhaps the women here will enlighten us... what does that mean? You're too nice to meet. Sounds bat shit crazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was told by a lady that she didn't want to meet me because she thought I was a nice guy.
Don't know if that's an insult or a compliment??
That's two of those... perhaps the women here will enlighten us... what does that mean? You're too nice to meet. Sounds bat shit crazy "
She explained that she may end up liking me and didn't want that.
I was even more confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I sent a polite no to someone on here he messaged back telling me 'They're not your legs anyway'. Shame he wasn't quick enough to block me before I responded with 'Well you'll never have them wrapped round you to find out now will you'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once asked my wife if she could compliment me and insult me at the same time... she answered. ..... Your best friend has a bigger cock than you
failing to see the compliment in that ... got it back to front lol.. you have a bigger cock than your best friend...  "
Whoops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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posted it here a few weeks ago - told i looked hot and not because of the heat by a random lady in sainsburys - i of course missed the moment - did a little laugh and thanks and carried on - silly me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine are usually along the lines of these and ends up with me being confused as to whether she is letting me down gently or have i pulled?
You're quite cute for a short arse aren't you?
If only you were taller.
Guess even shorties can turn me on.
I see you made up on those lost inches with your tongue.
Are you really 24?
Those shoes are like socks.
...and more.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been told on this site after I said no to a guy " I thought you were a nice girl , in fact you are just a cheating slut !! " it made me giggle all day .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a guy once but I didn't fancy him.
When he asked for a kiss and I replied as such, he responded by saying, "you should be grateful that I fancy you, as I've never found Black girls attractive before"
I asked whether that was a compliment or an insults and he said, "a compliment, of course ".
Made me laugh, as he was serious.
I left soon after. |
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