WHEN (not if) I score my goals, I walk back to the half way line almost making sure Im the last one there. They can't restart until Im ready.
They always seem to be waiting for me while I stick my shin pads on just before the start too, I never mean that bit, its just accidental. We even get a 5 min, then 2 min warning before the start, still dosent seem to hurry me along.