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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
what laws would you make/change?
A few for starters
1. OAP's not allowed to go shopping after midday on a friday and before 10 am on a Monday ......... They have all week ffs so why do they have to clog the shops at weekends?
2. All children need to be kept under lock and key at weekends, or at least gagged .............. why do they all have to scream?
3. All caravan drivers (when towing) only allowed on the road between 2 and 3 am on Wednesday mornings........... they always slow us folks down who need to get to a meet!
there are many others but I don;t want to start any fights  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what laws would you make/change?
A few for starters
1. OAP's not allowed to go shopping after midday on a friday and before 10 am on a Monday ......... They have all week ffs so why do they have to clog the shops at weekends?
2. All children need to be kept under lock and key at weekends, or at least gagged .............. why do they all have to scream?
3. All caravan drivers (when towing) only allowed on the road between 2 and 3 am on Wednesday mornings........... they always slow us folks down who need to get to a meet!
there are many others but I don;t want to start any fights "
you are too bloody generous !! ~This IS the internet age. All OAP's to be given computers and ordered to shop online at ALL TIMES.
Children should have their vocal chords removed at birth to be replaced with a whispering phrase of ' allow me to tidy that up and Let me pay Dad, as soon as they turn fourteen.
Caravan drivers to be stuffed and mounted. |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"what laws would you make/change?
A few for starters
1. OAP's not allowed to go shopping after midday on a friday and before 10 am on a Monday ......... They have all week ffs so why do they have to clog the shops at weekends?
2. All children need to be kept under lock and key at weekends, or at least gagged .............. why do they all have to scream?
3. All caravan drivers (when towing) only allowed on the road between 2 and 3 am on Wednesday mornings........... they always slow us folks down who need to get to a meet!
there are many others but I don;t want to start any fights
you are too bloody generous !! ~This IS the internet age. All OAP's to be given computers and ordered to shop online at ALL TIMES.
Children should have their vocal chords removed at birth to be replaced with a whispering phrase of ' allow me to tidy that up and Let me pay Dad, as soon as they turn fourteen.
Caravan drivers to be stuffed and mounted. "
you are so my kind of lady xxx
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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JCB's are only allowed on the roads between 2 and 3 am, rather than rush hour 
Speed Cameras will fine anyone going less than the speed limit + 10%
Bankers bounus's will be paid in Tesco points with a 5000 limit.
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bring back the stocks! set up outside all police stations and magistrates courts
To be used for ASBO's (offenders to spend 1 day (24 hrs) a week until order is lifted) and corrupt MPs to be locked into every one in the country for a day. unemployed to spend one day a week pelting those locked in the stocks with s*it (PPE to be supplied to pelters)
TV rights to be sold to the yanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1) Farmers driving their bloody tractor and trailer or combined bloody harvester will not be allowed on the road when I'm travelling to work at 8.30 in the morning ....
2) The local pikey will not be allowed to ride his horse and bloody trap when I'm travelling to work at 8.30 in the morning
3) I will no longer have to travel to work at 8.30 in the morning and I am forced to retire with a good pension |
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1 Make all car drivers look for bikes before they pull out.
2 make it legal to shoot a pikey if they are on your land.
3 Make everyone pull back into the inside lane when not overtaking on a motorway (ooops this is the law already)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 Make all car drivers look for bikes before they pull out.
2 make it legal to shoot a pikey if they are on your land.
3 Make everyone pull back into the inside lane when not overtaking on a motorway (ooops this is the law already)
Steve "
Can we modify rule 2 to include " or when riding a horse and trap at 8.30am" ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sterilize all junkies to stop them having kids.
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Shame on you for saying such a thing. May the Lord strike you down !!
Why can't we just gas them instead ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Parents with buggies banned from travelling on public transport during rush hour.
2. Old people to be given an electronic bracelet on entering supermarkets. When they get to the check out and want to wile away the day chatting to the staff an electrical charge is sent to the bracelet to hurry them up!
3. Any chav naming their offspring Kylie, Chelsea, La Tisha, La Quesha, Beyonce, Demi etc, the child should be removed from them and raised by wolves.
4. People who work should have their December salaries paid in full no deduction for tax or NI.
5. Those capable of working but claim benefits and have kids in school should be made to clean the houses of people who work, including the windows as compensation for workers paying them to sit on their arses!
Oooooooh, if only!! |
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"1. Parents with buggies banned from travelling on public transport during rush hour.
2. Old people to be given an electronic bracelet on entering supermarkets. When they get to the check out and want to wile away the day chatting to the staff an electrical charge is sent to the bracelet to hurry them up!
3. Any chav naming their offspring Kylie, Chelsea, La Tisha, La Quesha, Beyonce, Demi etc, the child should be removed from them and raised by wolves.
4. People who work should have their December salaries paid in full no deduction for tax or NI.
5. Those capable of working but claim benefits and have kids in school should be made to clean the houses of people who work, including the windows as compensation for workers paying them to sit on their arses!
Oooooooh, if only!! "
about No5, you could just employ someone to come in and clean your house and do the washing and ironing for you, maybe club together with some of your neighbors and share a cleaner between you  (one less on the dole)
Or are you looking for a free skivvy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Parents with buggies banned from travelling on public transport during rush hour.
2. Old people to be given an electronic bracelet on entering supermarkets. When they get to the check out and want to wile away the day chatting to the staff an electrical charge is sent to the bracelet to hurry them up!
3. Any chav naming their offspring Kylie, Chelsea, La Tisha, La Quesha, Beyonce, Demi etc, the child should be removed from them and raised by wolves.
4. People who work should have their December salaries paid in full no deduction for tax or NI.
5. Those capable of working but claim benefits and have kids in school should be made to clean the houses of people who work, including the windows as compensation for workers paying them to sit on their arses!
Oooooooh, if only!!
about No5, you could just employ someone to come in and clean your house and do the washing and ironing for you, maybe club together with some of your neighbors and share a cleaner between you (one less on the dole)
Or are you looking for a free skivvy? "
Hardly free skivvy if they're watching Jeremy Kyle while I'm working is it?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what laws would you make/change?
A few for starters
1. OAP's not allowed to go shopping after midday on a friday and before 10 am on a Monday ......... They have all week ffs so why do they have to clog the shops at weekends?
2. All children need to be kept under lock and key at weekends, or at least gagged .............. why do they all have to scream?
3. All caravan drivers (when towing) only allowed on the road between 2 and 3 am on Wednesday mornings........... they always slow us folks down who need to get to a meet!
there are many others but I don;t want to start any fights "
(1) All politicians who backed the Iraq and Afghan war would have to send one or more of their own family as well.
(2)When you turn 16 your parents leave home instead!
(3)All women on Fabswingers have to reply to all the emails they get within 1 day!
(4)And finally...all the politicians & bankers who are found guilty of stealing from the tax payers should be fed sleeping tablets and have their eyelids cut off..lol
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"what laws would you make/change?
(4)And finally...all the politicians & bankers who are found guilty of stealing from the tax payers should be fed sleeping tablets and have their eyelids cut off..lol
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Can we then put them in stocks and pelt them with sh*t? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all children should be sent to boarding school and paid for from he money that the politicions av swiped n then made to do national service.
all horse riders including the plod made to clean the sh..it their horses leave behind n then used by OAP's to throw at the chaves with ASOB's in the stocks therefor keeping them out of the supermarkets and off the roads with their caravans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont think anyone except those that work should be allowed on the road before 9am,people got all day to shop, no need to nip to sainsburys at 8am, that way it would take me 15 mins to get to work every day not just in school holidays
City centres should be blocked except for those that work between 12-2pm, people that dont work got all day to shop
No-one in supermarkets except those that work at 5-6pm that way we can nip in and do a bit of shopping on the way home
There should be compulsory testing at 60 and those that pass, banned from buying anything above a 1 ltre as old people dont need 4x4 nor people carriers nor 2 ltr turbo injection things they cant control
Parents should be encouraged to car share, that way they dont block roads outside schools to show off their latest car, or the car park near where i work cos they got sports day and the school is too selfish to open. And didnt the snobby git show off when we got someone to block part of the parking area for customers at the pub, as he had to park his Mercedes miles away and walk, god forbid
4x4's for people that work on farms and villages blocked in the winter, not selfish spoilt materialistic housewives
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But that would cost money ... let those on benefits look after us who create the money to pay their benefits 
Does annoy me incredibly some that dont work as they seem to think everything should be handed to them on a silver plate, i know as i work for a housing association, they think we should carpet their house for them, fit brand new kitchen when they want not when we say. Oh and lets not forget the tenants claiming disability benefits that cant walk far, got a disability bungalow that can mow the lawn, build a garden shed and run a van cleaning business "
Agree...not for one second saying all people on benefit are lazy...but for the grace of God and all that, but when you see those that don't work living the life of Reilly you have to wonder.
So yes...if immigrants can come in and find job sweeping the streets those that are happy sitting and breeding should come and wash my windows. save me paying £16...
Prisoners in category A prisons should be fed a diet of bread and water. Just water on Sunday and marg on the bread at Christmas!!! |
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