'allo, 'allo

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was just pissing and thought I would ask if anyone had seen zee fallen Madonna with zee big boobies?

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

Hell you have entered a time warp and slipped into 1940s france.

Drink more beer it might help you get back here to 1970 lol

Steve

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I vill say dis only vonce....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gud mourning Heir Klinkerhoffen

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just pissing and thought I would ask if anyone had seen zee fallen Madonna with zee big boobies?

Perhaps it is in the candel with de handel ?

By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I was just pissing and thought I would ask if anyone had seen zee fallen Madonna with zee big boobies?

It's in the knockwurst vith ze liddle swasticka on it!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Amazing what pops into your head while you're having a wee

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just pissing and thought I would ask if anyone had seen zee fallen Madonna with zee big boobies?

My all time favourite TV comedy - I saw it on stage in London and it was even better with the policeman being ever so close to the mark.

Now the Madonna - is as you know - is hidden in the sausage ...Once again, sausages are the answer to many a problem