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A packet of condoms and......

By *issBehavingxx OP Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

... what 2 items would you purchase along with a packet of condoms that you think would get the best "WTF" face from the shop assistant??

I'd have to go for

A packet of condoms...

Pregnancy test...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubber glove

Butternut squash

Tub of margarine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cucumber

roll of cling film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strawberries

Squirty cream

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Extra large marigold gloves, packet or lurpak.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Strawberry jelly - 200 sachets

Paddling pool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of helium.

A roll of ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wire whisk and duct tape

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By *atlady555Woman over a year ago

Reading

pack of condoms

cling film

scrubbing brush with a long handle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A roll of sellotape and a packet of elastic bands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms and a marrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Brillo pads

Salt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms cucumber and lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

Brillo pads

Salt"

Reading that just made me cross my legs and cringe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

condoms

butternut squash

and butter

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Duct tape and a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms + vaseline + chilli powder/hot pepper sauce

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Condoms

Cable ties

A biiiig kitchen knife

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Condoms, anusol with value lard and a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread made me lol... Tempted to go to checkout with said items to see the response

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By *izzyandLonglegsCouple over a year ago

Whyteleafe

"Strawberry jelly - 200 sachets

Paddling pool"

Sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Wellington boots

Country living magazine

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Condoms

Dog Lead

Dog Bowl

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Condoms

Anusol

lard

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Condoms

A giant container of cooking oil

A bottle of Mr Matey bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Genuinely my friend once bought in a shop

Nappies for his 1 year old

tampons as his wife was due her period

a pregnancy test because she was wondering why it was late

and condoms because he was hopeful!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

A giant container of cooking oil

A bottle of Mr Matey bubble bath"

You been peeking in my trolley missy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Lighter fluid

Matches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Lube

4 pints of ASDA milk.

The guy who helped me use the self checkout tills was a bit embarassed. Probably glad he wasn't my type too.

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By *iguy39Man over a year ago

manchester

A packet of condoms, a dishcloth and a bottle of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A book on baloon modelling and a spinning bow tie.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A packet of condoms, a dishcloth and a bottle of chloroform"
Can you buy Chloroform from a supermarket now? Which aisle?

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By *iguy39Man over a year ago

manchester

"A packet of condoms, a dishcloth and a bottle of chloroformCan you buy Chloroform from a supermarket now? Which aisle?

"
it doesn't say supermarket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A packet of condoms, a dishcloth and a bottle of chloroformCan you buy Chloroform from a supermarket now? Which aisle?

Only if they're open 24 hours .

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A packet of condoms, a dishcloth and a bottle of chloroformCan you buy Chloroform from a supermarket now? Which aisle?

it doesn't say supermarket!"
I know.....nevermind.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman over a year ago

Greater London

Condom, biggest ginger stem possible & cucumber.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Condoms

Mouse trap

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

condoms and jubilee clips

to be sure to be sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Rubber Gloves

Snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pack of condoms

A ladle

and a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cricket bat

barred wire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Laxatives

Lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

Bicycle pump

Mouthwash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lenght of rope and a cane

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

condoms

ice

ben and jerry caramel sutra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Playboy magazine and some tissues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lindt chocolate

ice

condoms

wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A book on baloon modelling and a spinning bow tie."
the flavoured condoms I got from the gum clinic last time I went would be handy for that

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

condoms

pink shirt

and rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Condoms

And a nice guy to further my education a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

And a nice guy to further my education a little "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bottle of helium.

A roll of ribbon.

"
Don,t light

Any matches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and haribos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle of paraffin and a box of matches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

And a nice guy to further my education a little

Anyone about lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

And a nice guy to further my education a little

Anyone about lol "

I have my own condoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Condoms

And a nice guy to further my education a little

Anyone about lol

I have my own condoms

Nudge, nudge.

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