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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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'er indoors was filling out a questionnaire in one of her mags and I was tentatively sneaking a peak at what she was writing.
Anyway, she was stalling over a particular question and smirking at the same time.
I asked her what was funny and she read it out to me.
"Briefly describe your partners usual sexual technique"
I'm thinking, well, we've been together since 1981 and we've had one or two shags over the years so I'm pretty fookin' certain she can't get much better that Jacks magic flute, if you know what I mean 
She goes shy on me and says she can't fill it in while I'm watchin' so she puts the mag down and starts watchin' the telly.
So then I go out with the dog and it sort of ends there.
I forgot about it for a bit but before I went to bed, I thought "I wonder what she wrote?"
I picks up the mag, turns to the page and stands there speechless.
Question: "Briefly describe your partners usual sexual technique"
Her answer: "Have you ever seen a Gorilla wrestling with a lorry tyre?"
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