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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Coffee tables move in candle light, Ouch!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A hot light bulb falling out of an overhead light bulb socket will shatter into tiny, sharp pieces when it hits the floor.

Both cats will jump into the middle of the mess when you start clearing it up, by torch light.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm getting quicker at waxing

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I can't shave my legs......I've missed loads

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That it might have been a good idea to put some powder in ma washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I miss lights and teenagers drive me nuts

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In 2010-11 177,600 people moved from elsewhere in the UK to London.

Dartford replaced Slough as the top commuter town for London.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can cook lovely Somerset chicken

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

That cunts been my word of the day

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can cook lovely Somerset chicken "
I have never had it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have finished all the cider

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral

Spent a couple of hours with an old friend with alzeimers,and realised how good my life is and I do not allways realise it.

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By *ranthamThroatMan  over a year ago

Grantham.


"Coffee tables move in candle light, Ouch! "

Plumbers / gas engineers are total shite at repairing boilers if it takes them 3 visits to then say they have to order yet another part!

Glad landlord is paying though lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That, my Cantonese has deteriorated to rust from lack of use.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That keying "BBC porn" into google doesn't get me what I wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a nightmare keeping an outdoor cat indoors in hot weather while they are recovering from an op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spent a couple of hours with an old friend with alzeimers,and realised how good my life is and I do not allways realise it."

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have run out of coffee.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

That the gastro team in this hospital, are note elusive than the single bi fem. Been waiting to see them since Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to be more trusting of my own judgement on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!! "

It's only Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can cook lovely Somerset chicken I have never had it. "

Very easy to make

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That tandoori chicken pizza causes me to fart fire... Or so it feels like it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!!

It's only Monday!"

Hahaha I know!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected."

Did you know there is a... Gnome world here in the south west!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected."

I went to jam museum earlier this year. I wonder if the bread museum is close to the butter museum?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected.

Did you know there is a... Gnome world here in the south west! "

I've been. It's very strange.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That the gastro team in this hospital, are note elusive than the single bi fem. Been waiting to see them since Wednesday "
that the surgical team here are bloody great at pulling together when it really counts xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I chose nice presents for birthdays

I feel sexy in my new bedroom outfit

I should never have opened a family pack.of maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected.

Did you know there is a... Gnome world here in the south west!

I've been. It's very strange."

haha I can imagine, worth a look!?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can cook lovely Somerset chicken I have never had it.

Very easy to make "

You will have to give me your recipe

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected.

Did you know there is a... Gnome world here in the south west!

I've been. It's very strange. haha I can imagine, worth a look!? "

Noooo... not unless you are in a totally daft mood and have a giggly friend with you. Take Tina Titz.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"That cunts been my word of the day

"

It's been mine too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A) That there is a butter museum

B) so much more about butter than I had expected.

Did you know there is a... Gnome world here in the south west!

I've been. It's very strange. haha I can imagine, worth a look!?

Noooo... not unless you are in a totally daft mood and have a giggly friend with you. Take Tina Titz.

"

I'd love too!! My stomach would be in pain from all the laughter and my eye make up down my face from all the laughing tears

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?"

Garden gnomes. In a garden.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?

Garden gnomes. In a garden."

Thats so weird that I want to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You cant argue witha crazy old woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm shit at tennis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?

Garden gnomes. In a garden.

Thats so weird that I want to see it!"

on the way to Newquay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!!

It's only Monday!

Hahaha I know!! "

I didn't know it was Monday earlier on my social. felt a right klutz luckily think he found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?

Garden gnomes. In a garden.

Thats so weird that I want to see it! on the way to Newquay "

I'd fit in nicely.

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

If you play with it.. It WILL fall off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!!

It's only Monday!

Hahaha I know!!

I didn't know it was Monday earlier on my social. felt a right klutz luckily think he found it funny "

ooops ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What like for garden gnomes? Or the fairytale type gnomes?

Garden gnomes. In a garden.

Thats so weird that I want to see it! on the way to Newquay

I'd fit in nicely.

"

you said it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I still don't know what to wear Saturday night!!

It's only Monday!

Hahaha I know!!

I didn't know it was Monday earlier on my social. felt a right klutz luckily think he found it funny ooops ha "

It's because I am on school holidays now and the days have flowed into each other lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I missed my vocation in life, I should have been a carpenter No not the singers...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"That I can't shave my legs......I've missed loads "

How many legs have you got ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cow's like watching while you fuck next to their field

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cow's like watching while you fuck next to their field "

Ha ha, I lost my virginity with an inquisitive bovine audience

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By *smCouple  over a year ago

Liskeard

That Paul mackenna's voice actually grates on you when you can't sleep , when it normally works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That ikea have stopped stocking mattresses for ikea beds in store!

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By *ookworm258Man  over a year ago

Wythenshawe

That accident and emergency do a better job at dentistry than the dentist and keep you waiting less time too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That 37 million people died in 4 years of the First World War. I knew it was millions but not that many millions.

Truly shocked.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"That 37 million people died in 4 years of the First World War. I knew it was millions but not that many millions.

Truly shocked. "

Shit I didn't realise it was that many either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again

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By *parky.69Man  over a year ago

Llanelli

That my workmate who I'm sharing a room with while working away has massive balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again"

You aren't soft, just a lovely considerate lady, who men should realise this and treat you accordingly, with a dash of naughtiness. But I agree we should demand a bit more and not be so passive, be more aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again"

Go on. Pamper yerself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I have no self discipline.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again

You aren't soft, just a lovely considerate lady, who men should realise this and treat you accordingly, with a dash of naughtiness. But I agree we should demand a bit more and not be so passive, be more aggressive "

thank you I need some lessons I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my bank account has money ?!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again

You aren't soft, just a lovely considerate lady, who men should realise this and treat you accordingly, with a dash of naughtiness. But I agree we should demand a bit more and not be so passive, be more aggressive thank you I need some lessons I think "

Me too. if you find someone, ask if he has a friend who travels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"that I should stop being so soft thinking of others and be a selfish bitch and demand a few things.....then I wouldn't end up feeling like shit .....yet again

You aren't soft, just a lovely considerate lady, who men should realise this and treat you accordingly, with a dash of naughtiness. But I agree we should demand a bit more and not be so passive, be more aggressive thank you I need some lessons I think

Me too. if you find someone, ask if he has a friend who travels "

and you ....can live in hope x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not to stir my cuppa with a leaky felt tip pen because ive packed all the teaspoons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My complete inability to comprehend the utter irrationality and futility of road rage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont eat an egg and bacon roll after youve got dressed.. i now have egg on my top

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Things don't always do what they say on the tin.

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